The Official Gerrit Cole (Please sign with the Angels) Thread

[Taylor]

36 minutes ago, calscuf said:

(2) If he is a Yankee fan from OC that's basically the worst kind of human there is.  We make fun of these Old Spice DBs for years and years and now we're gonna just ignore all that?

True. In retirement, he'll probably live in Nellie Gail and drive a raised truck. He might also own a carpet-cleaning business. 

[T.G.]

This forum might not survive if he doesn't sign until February.

[Chuck]

7 minutes ago, True Grich said:

This forum might not survive if he doesn't sign until February.

Wrong. That's why I spent the big bucks to move to a new hosting company in the cloud that's as robust and spacious as you can get. 

We would be getting a ton of memory leak errors the past week or so if I was still hosting with Godaddy on their virtual servers which I was paying $50 a month for. 

I'm paying $130 a month now so that this forum can withstand all that its given.

[T.G.]

2 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

Wrong. That's why I spent the big bucks to move to a new hosting company in the cloud that's as robust and spacious as you can get. 

I'm not worried about the hosting company... AW members will have killed one another or themselves or every living thing on the planet.

Edited December 9, 2019 by True Grich

[Tyler]

The ads are awful 

[Chuck]

1 minute ago, Tyler said:

The ads are awful 

We have a solution for you @Tyler.

https://www.angelswin.com/angelswin.com-store/

[jsnpritchett]

(Cross-posting this here)

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/12/latest-on-gerrit-cole-3.html

"Cole’s agent, Scott Boras, informed teams that his client would like to consider offers beginning right away, The Athletic’s Jayson Stark writes (subscription link). The hurler “has been aggressively involved in setting the timing of these talks,” writes Stark, and it seems he’s not interested in a protracted courtship.

While Cole isn’t looking to drag this process out for the next several months, he’s not going to limit his options at the outset. While some geographical preference had been anticipated — Cole, as you’ve no doubt heard, has deep ties to California — it has become increasingly clear that he won’t restrict himself to one coast."

[T.G.]

Where's the guy who's mom knows Gerrit's mom that posted here a couple months ago? 

Where's @Tank?

What about reddit guy?

All of our key contacts have gone MIA.

[T.G.]

I need an update on Gerrit Cole's wife's Instagram page pronto.

[mmc]

 

[jsnpritchett]

Just now, mymerlincat said:

 

[Chuck]

 

[mmc]

 

[Bronson]

3 minutes ago, mymerlincat said:

 

What are the Angels doing Sherman???

 

Oh right that’s not part of the agenda.

[jsnpritchett]

3 minutes ago, Bronson said:

What are the Angels doing Sherman???

 

Oh right that’s not part of the agenda.

He's a writer for the NEW YORK Post, so...

Maybe Fletcher should be doing more than posting emojis and re-tweeting other writers.

[Bronson]

Just now, jsnpritchett said:

He's a writer for the NEW YORK Post, so...

Maybe Fletcher should be doing more than posting emojis and re-tweeting other writers.

That’s not how we roll. We are like the mafia. We act all nice and friendly then secretly kill you in an alleyway and throw your body in the river.

[Second Base]

Angels don't have a front office leak and have been in the same town with Cole for weeks. I think chances are, money has already been discussed.

[T.G.]

Hello darkness, my old friend...

[jsnpritchett]

 

[hangin n wangin]

3 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

No injury history.

*signs with the Angels*

[Second Base]

Yanks are in it to drive Cole's price through the roof for the Angels.

[T.G.]

I hope the "no facial hair" in NY is a deal breaker.

Also - how's his INO game?  No INO in NY....

It's the little things, people.

[Inside Pitch]

1 hour ago, Bronson said:

What are the Angels doing Sherman???

They are eating pancakes with Fletch and ordering Vermond Teddy Bears for their wives.

[Pancake Bear]

3 minutes ago, Second Base said:

Yanks are in it to drive Cole's price through the roof for the Angels.

The Nationals already did a grand job of that, thanks.

[failos]

15 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

fuck this guy