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  1. El Rojo will always be one of my favorites. He certainly played the game the right way. Even if he never did figure out how to hit the ball up the middle or to the opposite field. https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/kole-calhoun-announces-retirement.html
  2. Not true, I pulled up the Locust Doppler 3000 live data directly myself, this is impossible to fake:
  3. Not sure, could be one of two possibilities: 1. Less sodomy going on there (seems unlikely, though). 2. (Wally) Moses asked the Lord (Commissioner Manfred) to spare the center of the city.
  4. Plague of locusts. Here's the current Locust Radar. Particularly heavy over Peoria right now.
  5. Someone's gotta say to him, "You're in Victor's seat." But seriously, Wayne's been great. And I, for one, am glad we stopped the post-Victor merry-go-round and have a high quality PBP once again. I like the lighter style he and Gubie seem to have together. Particularly when Wayne comes up with some witticism that sends Gubie into a fit of laughing.
  6. Ah, so there's another unsigned Boras client showcasing his stuff for teams right now....
  7. MLBTR has the Out of Options list going: https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/out-of-options-2024.html Angels Jo Adell, LF Mickey Moniak, CF Jose Quijada, RP Luis Rengifo, 2B Jose Suarez, SP Matt Thaiss, C
  8. Pfft, they'd be heretics if they were in MLB. Or any pro minor league. Or NCAA. Or college wood bat summer league. But they're not, so they're not. Does anyone call the Harlem Globetrotters heretics? When the inevitable Gilligan's Island reboot comes, the Savannah Bananas will be ones making the guest appearance this time.
  9. Toothpicks up for UL Washington. https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/u-l-washington-passes-away.html
  10. Wait, is the Rangers magic number already down to 1? Geez, those guys are good.
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