Dodgers sign Pujols

[JustATroutFan]

4 minutes ago, totdprods said:

Pujols has 4 HR with the Dodgers ahead, 3 HR while trailing, and 1 with a tied game.

With the Dodgers…

• Ahead: .288/.309/.519/.828
• Tied: .259/.310/.407/.718
• Behind: .278/.316/.556/.871

.913 OPS in high leverage situations, .750 in low leverage.

Over half of his home runs with them are in garbage time. Or not exactly those that really matters. I can only recall one home run that he hit with the Angels that was a walk-off, which was against the Red Sox in 2014 during a game that lasted over 17 innings. He's a sorry player and deserves to be hated. Never did jack with the Angels, never won them a single World Series. Selfish player who is chasing personal achievements like 700 home runs. If it weren't for those juiced baseballs that he played with from 2001-2009, he might have been done by now. 

[failos]

15 minutes ago, Stradling said:

What a stupid fucking post. 

Par for the course

[Stradling]

5 minutes ago, failos said:

Par for the course

Yep. 

[stormngt]

8 minutes ago, thebloob said:

I for one am still curious how the discussion really went with the angels.  He is thriving with the dodgers because they are employing him almost strictly has a platoon against lefties.  Playing every other day probably helps keep his hemorrhoids from flaring up too bad.  

Maybe some truth to the platoon helping his game.

[Angels 1961]

Dave Roberts has said when Bellinger comes back he will be playing more 1B . Could Albert be on his way out the door?

[failos]

Just now, Angels 1961 said:

Dave Roberts has said when Bellinger comes back he will be playing more 1B . Could Albert be on his way out the door?

I don’t think anyone here cares about Albert.

[Angels 1961]

Why 41 pages on this tread?

[JustATroutFan]

Pujols went hitless in three ABs tonight, including grounding into a double play, LMAO! Back to playing like trash. F Pujols! 

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Angels 1961 said:

Why 41 pages on this tread?

Good question. I think some people just have a hard time letting go 

[failos]

1 hour ago, cals said:

Same guys that google their ex girlfriend.  I’d say “girlfriends” but let’s be honest… not a lot of dudes here with multiple former sexual partners.

I lookup my ex-employer on LinkedIn every now and then because I enjoy seeing that company go down the shitter. Does that count?

[failos]

3 hours ago, Angels 1961 said:

Why 41 pages on this tread?

Because getting rid of Pujols was one of the biggest events in recent Angels history. The scrutiny of his time on the Dodgers is pathetic though, so I kinda agree with you even though you are complicit.

[failos]

4 hours ago, cals said:

Did you sleep with the boss?

Hellllll no. That place is a sausage fest

[failos]

I don’t shit where I eat

[tdawg87]

6 minutes ago, failos said:

I don’t shit where I eat

I eat on the toilet sometimes.

[failos]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I eat on the toilet sometimes.

They’re cleaner than door handles, at least 

[Slegnaac]

10 minutes ago, failos said:

I don’t shit where I eat

Would be funny if you worked at a restaurant but didn't give a shit.

[failos]

Just now, Slegnaac said:

Would be funny if you worked at a restaurant but didn't give a shit.

I’d sleep with my coworkers if I worked at a restaurant; Lazy Dog, to be specific

[Taylor]

18 minutes ago, failos said:

They’re cleaner than door handles, at least 

And keyboards.

[Taylor]

16 minutes ago, failos said:

I’d sleep with my coworkers if I worked at a restaurant; Lazy Dog, to be specific

How's online dating going?

[failos]

20 minutes ago, Taylor said:

How's online dating going?

It’s alright, I had a few good dates. But, too many weirdos and a lot of conversations that lead to no where. I don’t think it’s for me, to be honest.
 

I think I’m going to join a singles group or something at Church. I’m only interested in a good Christian woman.

[ten ocho recon scout]

16 minutes ago, failos said:

It’s alright, I had a few good dates. But, too many weirdos and a lot of conversations that lead to no where. I don’t think it’s for me, to be honest.
 

I think I’m going to join a singles group or something at Church. I’m only interested in a good Christian woman.

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[JustATroutFan]

He's way ahead of everyone else in MLB history when it comes to grounding into double plays. He's at 410 career double plays grounded into in the regular season, which is 60 more than Ripken Jr., who is in second place in that category. I think he's going to hold the record for double plays hit into forever. A lot of things has to go right for him to no longer hold the record one day. Like hitting in a double play still isn't that easy, fielders must field the ball cleanly, especially. 

[Angels 1961]

Albert 2 for last 22

[Taylor]

1 minute ago, Angels 1961 said:

Albert 2 for last 22

His Dodgers OPS is down to .744.

[ScottT]

Seager is coming back tomorrow. They are adding Turner.   Mang is gonna be riding the bench... if he's lucky.