Dodgers sign Pujols

[Lou]

A hit would have scored 2 runs. 

[Jay]

[Docwaukee]

3 hours ago, cals said:

You guys are the ones who still sound obsessed about your ex.

if Albert is the ex obsession then Bauer is your girl next door.  

[Lou]

Pujols lost.

[Taylor]

20 minutes ago, Lou said:

Pujols lost.

But did he make a positive impact?

[Dtwncbad]

Seeing #55 on his jersey seems like such an obvious indication that he should not be on the field.

#5 is not a retired Dodger number.

Fact: The 2021 version of Albert Pujols did not command enough respect for him to get #5 with the Dodgers.

Either Seager laughed at him, or Pujols subconsciously knew not to even ask.

Either way, what does this tell you Albert?

[Blarg]

9 hours ago, Taylor said:

But did he make a positive impact?

He gave great hugs. 

[Blarg]

7 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

Seeing #55 on his jersey seems like such an obvious indication that he should not be on the field.

#5 is not a retired Dodger number.

Fact: The 2021 version of Albert Pujols did not command enough respect for him to get #5 with the Dodgers.

Either Seager laughed at him, or Pujols subconsciously knew not to even ask.

Either way, what does this tell you Albert?

He is rich as fuck and doesn't care as much about this bullshit as you do.

[Dtwncbad]

9 minutes ago, Blarg said:

He is rich as fuck and doesn't care as much about this bullshit as you do.

Yes sometimes people rich as fuck become delusional.
But he actually seemed to care quite a bit about his chosen number when he went into deep detail as to why 55 made sense for him.

Pujols has become a clown.  It’s sad really.

Edited August 7, 2021 by Dtwncbad

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Dtwncbad said:

Seeing #55 on his jersey seems like such an obvious indication that he should not be on the field.

that's because his number matches his age.

[Taylor]

42 minutes ago, cals said:

I think maybe some of you need professional help.  Just let him go.

My theory is that every adult needs professional help because none of our parents were perfect.

[Slegnaac]

48 minutes ago, cals said:

I think maybe some of you need professional help.  Just let him go.

Not everyone has seen Frozen.

[Lou]

26 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

Not everyone has seen Frozen.

I haven't.

[Jason]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

I haven't.

You don’t have young daughters so I would hope you haven’t. Otherwise I’d call you a homo 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

You don’t have young daughters so I would hope you haven’t. Otherwise I’d call you a homo 

I have 5 nieces. Does that count? 

[Jason]

Just now, Lou said:

I have 5 nieces. Does that count? 

Yes, you’d get a pass for watching it with them 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

Yes, you’d get a pass for watching it with them 

I haven't. 

[eligrba]

11 minutes ago, Lou said:

I haven't.

   Me neither.

[eligrba]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

I dressed up like The Duke of Weaseltown for Halloween a couple years back.

So....you were dressed as an attorney?

 

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, Jason said:

You don’t have young daughters so I would hope you haven’t. Otherwise I’d call you a homo 

My young daughter is 51 hours old, but I've seen both Frozen and Frozen 2 in theaters.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

My young daughter is 51 hours old, but I've seen both Frozen and Frozen 2 in theaters.

52 hours now. 

[Taylor]

41 minutes ago, cals said:

It’s really remarkable you were able to sire a child.  No offense.

My wokeness makes my sperm that much more potent.

[yk9001]

Damn, man.  This is embarrassing.

We are paying him to hit homers off us.

[TroutField]

29 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Damn, man.  This is embarrassing.

We are paying him to hit homers off us.

Who cares. He was only hurting the Angels. A pointless 2 run homer in in a game we lost by 6 means nothing. It’s not as if we released his ass, he didn’t want to accept a lesser role and stomped his feet like a child, and then accepted the same role for the Dodgers. He could have had a nice send off from the Angels and all of baseball with a cool send off tour like Jeter had, but at this point he’s a shell of his former self and I don’t know how he is not embarrassed to still try to play this game. I guess running into a fastball from a guy making his 2nd big league start is about all you can hope for from Albert these days. 

[ukyah]

albert pujols can suck my dick. how 'bout them apples?