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Lou last won the day on August 6

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About Lou

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    Latex Salesman
  • Birthday April 11

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    Long walks on the beach with Kate Upton and Tank

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  1. I'd hit it in an instant. She still has a big head.
  2. Just a bunch of gibberish And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Simba
  3. We're not allowed to visit this topic until the end of the year.
  4. "You're not going to believe what happened to me today"
  5. The covid has made everyone lazy. Or dead.
  6. Great, now I want Ivanka with some Goya beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.
  7. I'd split her open without a can opener.
  8. You were obviously doing it wrong.
  9. We used to have one of those electric can openers. Big Pimpin'