The Official 2020-2021 Hot Stove Offseason Thread

[Tank]

15 hours ago, arch stanton said:

How long would that interview process last?

It’ll take me a couple of hours.

[eligrba]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

It’ll take me a couple of hours.

Take your time and choose wisely.

[Revad]

Don’t forget to properly document the interview Tank.  I’ve heard rumors about your paperwork.

[Tank]

14 hours ago, Revad said:

Don’t forget to properly document the interview Tank.  I’ve heard rumors about your paperwork.

Don’t believe everything you hear.

now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go grade a test from early September about the Mesopotamians.

[Lou]

The oldest recipe for beer comes from Mesopotamia.

[Revad]

16 minutes ago, Lou said:

The oldest recipe for beer comes from Mesopotamia.

Priorities are important.

[eligrba]

Mesopotamia is not an empire but a region.

[Tank]

5 hours ago, Lou said:

The oldest recipe for beer comes from Mesopotamia.

and where's their empire now? dead, that's where.

don't drink drive your chariot, kids.

[Lou]

32 minutes ago, Tank said:

and where's their empire now? dead, that's where.

don't drink drive your chariot, kids.

Funny you mention this...

they also invented the wheel.

[Tank]

41 minutes ago, Tank said:

don't drink drive your chariot, kids.

well said, moron.

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, Tank said:

well said, moron.

In England, it's called drink driving. 

Cheers.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

In England, it's called drink driving. 

Cheers.

vindication!

[Inside Pitch]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

they also invented the wheel.

His name was Bob and he was Executive VP of round things.

[Vlad27Trout27]

We should totally steal logan White from them. 

[AngelStew43]

Anyone want to see a Matt Shoemaker reunion?  Lots of interest in Garret Richards, between the two, I would like to see Shoe back.  

Fear the beard!

[Lou]

7 minutes ago, AngelStew43 said:

Anyone want to see a Matt Shoemaker reunion?  Lots of interest in Garret Richards, between the two, I would like to see Shoe back.  

Fear the beard!

The Matt Shoemaker that's pitched 88.1 innings over the last 3 seasons?

No.

[Blarg]

Between Shoemaker and Richard's they might get 120 innings, provided one doesn't start pitching until the other goes on the DL. 

[Docwaukee]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Between Shoemaker and Richard's they might get 120 innings, provided one doesn't start pitching until the other goes on the DL. 

[Tank]

sometimes i think aw members confuse "we should bring him back to anaheim to play for us again" with "i have fond memories of that guy and would love to have a beer with him."

[rafibomb]

 

 

[Yes We Can]

They have Bo Bichette so it doesn't make a lot of sense. Would they move Bichette to 2B and play Biggio at 3B/OF?

[Taylor]

On 11/7/2020 at 5:35 PM, Tank said:

It’ll take me a couple of hours.

Does that include the time waiting in line during the Del Taco lunch rush?

[Tank]

41 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Does that include the time waiting in line during the Del Taco lunch rush?

When you reach my status at The Del, there is no line to wait in.

[eligrba]

On 11/8/2020 at 9:43 PM, Inside Pitch said:

His name was Bob and he was Executive VP of round things.

Mesopotamia should have achieved much more considering they had a President of Round Things in addition to a GM.

[eligrba]

9 hours ago, Tank said:

When you reach my status at The Del, there is no line to wait in.

Bathroom?