ISIS delenda est

[TobiasFunke]

I'd drop a nuclar bomb on their asses. Show the world what happens when you f#ck with 'Merica.

Get real Phil. Since we won't be dropping nuclear bombs on ISIS because of aid workers anytime soon, what would you propose we do if they kill an aid worker? Have congress declare war, or have this presidential "skirmish" continue?

[Adam]

Personally I'd take a selfie and prepare to fill out my brackets in March

[Adam]

Or sanctions! Take away their humus and rock tools

[Adam]

Truthfully there has got to be some negotiating with surrounding countries. Take these dudes out and we forgive debt, give beejes, etc

[wopphil]

Get real Phil. Since we won't be dropping nuclear bombs on ISIS because of aid workers anytime soon, what would you propose we do if they kill an aid worker? Have congress declare war, or have this presidential "skirmish" continue?

I'd like to see an international coalition, comprised substantially of the Arab nations, march in there and kill each and every person who swears allegiance to ISIS. Burn them to death, behead them, I don't really care. Then burn their black flags. If the Arab nations need help from America, I'd be ok with it, but I wouldn't want us being the substantial majority of troops.

[fan_since79]

The scary thing is that most of them want to die in battle. They're hoping to usher in the Apocalypse. Something about the 12th imam, or some such nonsense.

 

I say we give them what they want.

[InsideThePark]

They believe that they're going to suffer significant losses and get down to about 5000 fighters while in Jerusalem. Then Jesus will make his return and lead their army to victory. So there you have it. ISIS loves Jesus, too.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The scary thing is that most of them want to die in battle. They're hoping to usher in the Apocalypse. Something about the 12th imam, or some such nonsense.

 

I say we give them what they want.

 

Want to meet Allah? The express lane forms right over here.

[gotbeer]

I'd like to see an international coalition, comprised substantially of the Arab nations, march in there and kill each and every person who swears allegiance to ISIS. Burn them to death, behead them, I don't really care. Then burn their black flags. If the Arab nations need help from America, I'd be ok with it, but I wouldn't want us being the substantial majority of troops.

 

This would be a good plan for Iraq and Syria.  But I don't think it would work for Africa?  And my guess is going to be, that once these roaches get the gas in Iraq and Syria, they will scurry off like roaches to Africa and continue their work.  

 

It's just too bad we don't have a system where all nations can be united, that can do anything.  

[arch stanton]

It's 1436 on their calendar. Hopefully their dark ages end soon.

[TobiasFunke]

Something about the 12th imam, or some such nonsense.

So you're saying they're Seahawks fans?

[Brandon]

Saw the interview with the parents. The US tried to get her out. At the same time the family started to negotiate with the terrorists directly, but they wanted 6 mil and we're stuck...plus it would have been federally illegal to negotiate with terrorists, but I get it to save your kid.

The aid worker killed seemed "different" and just went over there without anyone knowing, like some kind of dumb renegade that didn't truly know what she was getting into.

[Blarg]

The scary thing is that most of them want to die in battle. They're hoping to usher in the Apocalypse. Something about the 12th imam, or some such nonsense.

 

I say we give them what they want.

 

Where do you get these ridiculous ideas? 

[Crampknees]

This in before fan.  Do not miss the martial arts training video.  Obama sent Gomer and Barney over as head drill instructors. 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2963229/ISIS-vow-Rome-throw-homosexuals-leaning-tower-PIZZA.html

[Blarg]

Their spokesman is a knucklehead.

[arch stanton]

I'm glad we don't train our guys to break stuff over their own heads.

[Crampknees]

So these guys can tweet, have facebook up, you tube and generally just call you from a street corner pay phone.  Seems even Jack Black and Berry Pepper could find these guys.  I don't think it is any secret where and when these idiots will be somewhere because they are marauding and not hiding in hills. This really should be a three day clean up on aisle 4. Now Ford is in on it.  Replaced the white Tacomas with white F-150's and Escapes.

 

 

Oh wait, my bad.  They want to be caught so Jesus will come down.  It isn't these guys he is waiting for. 

Edited February 24, 2015 by Kurt Swanson

[arch stanton]

For your amusement. Have at it.

 

http://www.arabnews.com/news/709186

 

At a meeting chaired by Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques King Salman at Al-Yamamah Palace on Monday, the Council of Ministers said these groups were distorting Islam’s message of peace.
Briefing the media on the outcome of the meeting, Adel Al-Toraifi, culture and information minister, highlighted the message against terrorism of King Salman at the World Islamic Conference Against Terrorism, which started on Sunday in Makkah.
The Cabinet also highlighted the Kingdom’s participation in the first world summit against extremism held last week in Washington.
It said that the Kingdom has been at the forefront of tackling extremism in all its forms.

[Blarg]

Well written and informative article.

[Jay]

The aid worker killed seemed "different" and just went over there without anyone knowing, like some kind of dumb renegade that didn't truly know what she was getting into.

 

how dare you!

[mtangelsfan]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/is-militants-kidnap-dozens-of-christians-in-syria/ar-BBhUuu4

 

don't rescue these people, nate will have a fit.

 

Anyway, I'm sure they are just stupid for being there.

[Crampknees]

Thanks arch, that was good. Part of my sarcastic posts is hoping these guys get together with us and go F this shit up, not occupation style but IN N Out. Yes another will follow, then another....but instead of the end, they help starting to police their own shit. The West didn't destroy these people.  Their leaders sat back and let this carry on when in reality they love all our fat asses money buying their oil. 

 

Imagine living there if there is nothing to hate. I know if I had to play 7300 yards of a sand trap I would want to kill someone too. 

[Brandon]

Anyone in the Middle East, that isn't forced by our government, since 9/11 is a moron. No one over there likes whitey.

[mtangelsfan]

Anyone in the Middle East, that isn't forced by our government, since 9/11 is a moron. No one over there likes whitey.

 

So every soldier is a moron? 

 

By the way, those folks that were kidnapped aren't westerners. 

[TobiasFunke]

I would assume that soldiers fall under the category of "forced by our government"