Big announcement coming tomorrow per AM830

[Stradling]

Scott,

I know there are a lot of rumors going on about our team right now and I would like to set the record straight. First off, Mike will be let go and replaced with Bobby Valentine. We just feel that is the right way to go. Second, we will be retaining Butcher, we feel he really contributes to message board traffic. Third, We feel as though the bullpen really underachieved as did Blanton, so they will be given the beginning of next year to figure things out. Lastly, we agree with many of the "fans" that say we have no chance at all of re-signing Mike Trout, so we are strongly considering non-tendering him. Thanks for your interest.

Sincerely,

Arte

[Ohtaniland]

714-TICKETS....714-TICKETS come on everybody sing along. Call today go tonight.

[Adam]

Onley should stop making stuff up and go see a dentist

[katie]

This thread is awesome. I may use up my daily "like" allowance

[Chuck]

Olney F'd up on this one big time.

[mrwicked]

what is tad's take on these huge developments?

[Sully151]

I have never read through six pages so fast, nor have I run through the spectrum of emotions in a single thread that, essentially, is about absolutley nothing.

[nate]

Should have said Cory, not Nate, but we all know Nate's full of shit too.  

 

Only until the morning

[nando714]

Arte to lower beer prices

[Troll Daddy]

Cubs to make a "serious' Girard offer ... maybe that's it

 

or Trout says Miggy should be MVP?

Edited October 3, 2013 by Troll Daddy

[Angel Oracle]

Listen to the Mason and Ireland Tuesday podcast.

As if those fools had anything constructive to add to anything, this just makes them look even more stupid.

[Angel Oracle]

You aren't funny Olney, even with that deadpan look you always have.

[nando714]

No more buttercup?

[tdawg87]

Arte is moving the team to Afghanistan.

[Bruce Nye]

I know the guy who supplies balloons and clowns to Arte's pressers and he said he was too busy to take my call.

[Ray McKigney]

Arte Moreno sat down with the leaders of both houses of Congress and brokered an end to the government shutdown.

 

The Washington Nationals are no longer a MLB team until they find a resolution. 

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

The team is getting rid of their insurance and the players will be on Obamacare in 2014.  (If someone else said something like this I don't care I'm too lazy to look)

[Mark68]

Yes Chuck, but Tim who?

Tim Meh!

[Blarg]

I have never read through six pages so fast, nor have I run through the spectrum of emotions in a single thread that, essentially, is about absolutley nothing.

 

It is a Seinfeld season in itself.

[Kenny]

They're also renaming Obamacare after Trout

Seems weird, but what do I know.

ObamaTrout?  Yeah, that's weird.

[JAHV76]

I bet they are announcing the new food service vendor hired the pied piper and all of the rats are gone from the big A.

[Brandon]

props on trolling everyone

[mrwicked]

I bet they are announcing the new food service vendor hired the pied piper and all of the rats are gone from the big A.

 

is the upper management gonna dance like marionettes?

Edited October 4, 2013 by mrwicked

[ten ocho recon scout]

Guys, I hate to spoil the surprise, but I have good reason to suggest that the announcement concerns the landscapers' food drive. If you want to shag flies this year, you'll have to bring 3 cans of food instead of 2. And no beets or chick peas

top ramen packages still count or no?

[Jobu]

is the upper management gonna dance like marionettes?

Big Bang Friday fireworks set to the symphony of destruction?