Holy Hell, Trevor Bauer 2.0!

[Taylor]

10 hours ago, jsnpritchett said:

I didn't think it was possible for me to like him less, but congratulations: you just found a way to make me.

Yep, but it's not surprising.

[Docwaukee]

4 hours ago, Tank said:

That hits too close to home. Glad I gave up the meth a few weeks ago.

quitter.  

[HanfordGuy]

8 hours ago, cals said:

Next time we’re having sexual relations I’m going to punch you when you’re sleeping.

 

[HanfordGuy]

5 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

It may have changed, but a few years back when I heard Hitler and @Tank had the same recipe book, i googled it to confirm

 

And sure enough, on wikipedia it said he was.

But the best part is how it went way past that quickly.

Again, somebody may have edited it since then. But it said, almost word for word "hitler was a vegetarian. He also hated smoking. He tried to get everyone he knew to quit smoking, and to not eat red meat. Hitler became addicted to methamphetamine in 1943"

Or something like that.

Like the lady in airplane!, who was offended ted striker offered her a swig from his flask. Then turns away and does a bump of coke

He also had syphilis and a dog. @Tank???

[arch stanton]

I think Tank just has chlamydia and a hamster

[ten ocho recon scout]

5 hours ago, arch stanton said:

I think Tank just has chlamydia and a hamster

Why cant gerbils drive stick shift @Tanks?

Theyre always stuck in Gere.

 

(That was taken from the richard gere joke I learned as a kid, but it was cars, not tanks)

 

[HanfordGuy]

5 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Why cant gerbils drive stick shift @Tanks?

Theyre always stuck in Gere.

 

(That was taken from the richard gere joke I learned as a kid, but it was cars, not tanks)

 

[Tank]

13 hours ago, Dochalo said:

quitter.  

well, in my defense, it was either that or invade the Sudetenland.

[Tank]

48 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

[Tank]

12 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

He also had syphilis and a dog. @Tank???

nein, fraulein.

[HanfordGuy]

21 minutes ago, Tank said:

nein, fraulein.

Jawohl, mein Herr.

[HanfordGuy]

31 minutes ago, Tank said:

well, in my defense, it was either that or invade the Sudetenland.

But it’s such a lovely place to invade in the springtime. Mein Oma Anika would sing me this song while feeding me spätzle back in the day.

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

But it’s such a lovely place to invade in the springtime. Mein Oma Anika would sing me this song while feeding me spätzle back in the day.

 

I remember that song from the opening of schindlers list. Everyone was drunk, at a bar, with chicks around, singing this.

I was like "hey, maybe this will be a fun movie"

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I remember that song from the opening of schindlers list. Everyone was drunk, at a bar, with chicks around, singing this.

I was like "hey, maybe this will be a fun movie"

and?

[ten ocho recon scout]

7 minutes ago, Lou said:

and?

Parts of it were. The chicken scene was funny.

The main german bad guys girlfriend showed her boob briefly.

But no, that was about it. 

Like how M. Night Shalawhatever always has twist endings, it was a twist beginning.

[Erstad Grit]

4 hours ago, Lou said:

and?

that was some list!

[Inside Pitch]

Lol....

"We"

 

[Taylor]

We need a Holy Hell Trevor Bauer 3.0 thread.

[ten ocho recon scout]

I like this because he trolls both the dodgers and yankees at the same time

[Taylor]

10 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I like this because he trolls both the dodgers and yankees at the same time

 

6 hours ago, cals said:

And the Astros.  It was quite efficient troll.

 

Sort of like a reverse Troll Daddy scenario.

 

 

 

R.I.P. TD

[Stradling]

Upton for Bauer plus cash, who says no?

[Lou]

13 hours ago, Inside Pitch said:

Lol....

"We"

 

Mookie Betts 

[floplag]

I came here to say "Are we  desperate enough  to talk about him again?" ... i guess i got my answer

[floplag]

1 hour ago, Stradling said:

Upton for Bauer plus cash, who says no?

As far as i know, int he just another FA other than being suspended or do the Dogs still own his rights somehow?

[Blarg]

He is still under contract with the Dodgers. He has two opt outs that he will not use as long as the MLB suspension is in place. The suspension is with pay. Fuck the Dodgers.