Holy Hell, Trevor Bauer 2.0!

[Revad]

1 hour ago, yk9001 said:

Sorry.  I interchanged 'rehabbed image' with 'changed man'.

Question I am still asking - what did he do to become a changed man?

I know I’m sarcastic more often than not, but I thought Kobe turned things around pretty much.  Who knows in private but whatever.

[PattyD22]

52 minutes ago, Lou said:

Btw, i don't think Kobe ever put it in her dumper.

Dumper.  Another classic term.  Like Cooter.

Im putting “dumper” back into my verbal rotation.  Thanks @Lou

[Blarg]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

Her vagina was like a jawbreaker.  You get past one level of semen and you find a whole new level of semen under it.  Or maybe her vagina was like those Russian babushka dolls.

Damn, @cals, I would thought you would have got the joke. 

[tdawg87]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

Often things go over my head 

I'm glad you practice safe sex.

[Slegnaac]

5 hours ago, yk9001 said:

It is actually a stunning apology letter in its honesty.  No other high profile athlete has ever even come close to apologizing for a rape.  

I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I also want to apologize to her parents and family members, and to my family and friends and supporters, and to the citizens of Eagle, Colorado. I also want to make it clear that I do not question the motives of this young woman. No money has been paid to this woman. She has agreed that this statement will not be used against me in the civil case. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter. I issue this statement today fully aware that while one part of this case ends today, another remains. I understand that the civil case against me will go forward. That part of this case will be decided by and between the parties directly involved in the incident and will no longer be a financial or emotional drain on the citizens of the state of Colorado.

I like how you stop highlighting midsentence.

[Revad]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm glad you practice safe sex.

Like you’ve never had to duck.

[tdawg87]

7 minutes ago, Revad said:

Like you’ve never had to duck.

I wear a helmet.

[Revad]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

I wear a helmet.

Hell the delta variant better wear a hazmat suit.

[yk9001]

It was Hubs.

 

[yk9001]

I acquitted myself better at our softball games.

[yk9001]

Angelswin hats - either of these two

 

[T.G.]

 

[Blarg]

Dodgers Chosen as ‘Most Hated' Baseball Team in United States (msn.com)

[Lou]

On 8/28/2021 at 2:31 PM, yk9001 said:

 

David Fletcher.

[yk9001]

Bauer keeps owning this biatch.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/32183542/source-los-angeles-dodgers-p-trevor-bauer-season-administrative-leave-extended-postseason

[HanfordGuy]

On 8/27/2021 at 10:50 AM, yk9001 said:

And stuck his dick in a super bad place when she was unconscious.

Detroit???

[Blarg]

Bette Midler.

[HanfordGuy]

On 8/28/2021 at 10:46 AM, Lou said:

iirc, it was actually two.

There was a 2nd semen shooter?

 

[tdawg87]

Cals in this thread:

[HanfordGuy]

6 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Cals in this thread:

[jsnpritchett]

 

[Blarg]

Well, at this point he has been frozen out of MLB for a restraining order that was denied in court. No criminal charges have been filed so I guess him rattling the Dodgers cage is well within his rights. 

[HanfordGuy]

In his video, he says he’ll make more throughout the playoffs. His teammates must love that.

[Blarg]

He would get a World Series ring if they won it all. 

[Jay]

8 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

In his video, he says he’ll make more throughout the playoffs. His teammates must love that.

Somebody must have told him he's not coming back as a Dodger.