Angels Spring Training Updates

[Stradling]

This should wake everyone up.

[eaterfan]

So this is just going to be the injury thread, right? 

It will be the longest thread in AW.com history.

[Stradling]

9 minutes ago, eaterfan said:

So this is just going to be the injury thread, right? 

It will be the longest thread in AW.com history.

Well we do have 102 pages on a non trade.  So yes, this will be the longest. 

[Taylor]

28 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Well we do have 102 pages on a non trade.  So yes, this will be the longest. 

@Spirit has something to say about that.

[John Taylor]

[Insert Tommy John surgery joke here]

 

 

 

[Insert Lt Dan sad face .gif here]

[CanadianHalo]

That’s strike 1 Billy boy

[Rollinghard]

intercostal muscles are several groups of muscles that run between the ribs, and help form and move the chest wall. The intercostal muscles are mainly involved in the mechanical aspect of breathing. These muscles help expand and shrink the size of the chest cavity to facilitate breathing.

He was breathing too hard?

[ettin]

@Dochalo The Death of Expertise.

[Docwaukee]

19 minutes ago, ettin said:

@Dochalo The Death of Expertise.

I actually tweaked an intercostal muscle a few weeks ago chasing a rat by too aggressively swinging a closet hanging rod at it.  true story.  more details upon request.  

anyway, it took about 2-3 weeks to heal and I don't throw a baseball in the upper 90's.  

[wopphil]

37 minutes ago, Dochalo said:

I actually tweaked an intercostal muscle a few weeks ago chasing a rat by too aggressively swinging a closet hanging rod at it.  true story.  more details upon request.  

anyway, it took about 2-3 weeks to heal and I don't throw a baseball in the upper 90's.  

Did you at least get the rat? I assume not. Don’t feel too bad, I once broke a finger attempting to kill a spider.

[Docwaukee]

1 minute ago, wopphil said:

Did you at least get the rat? I assume not. Don’t feel too bad, I once broke a finger attempting to kill a spider.

I did actually.  nailed it.  

[Pancake Bear]

3 hours ago, JocStrapling said:

What’s Schiff doing hanging out at your house?

Dude, there’s no call for that. How do you know it wasn’t Schumer?

[mtangelsfan]

That looks like Tatoo from Fantasy Island

[Tank]

6 hours ago, CanadianHalo said:

That’s strike 1 Billy boy

dumb.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

37 minutes ago, JocStrapling said:

Winner winner chicken dinner... or Altuve real father?

Tattoove.

[Slegnaac]

6 hours ago, Dochalo said:

I actually tweaked an intercostal muscle a few weeks ago chasing a rat by too aggressively swinging a closet hanging rod at it.  true story.  more details upon request.  

anyway, it took about 2-3 weeks to heal and I don't throw a baseball in the upper 90's.  

@Taylor will never have this problem.

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

@Taylor will never have this problem.

Because I eat ample bananas?

[Taylor]

Oohhh...because of my cats. Well-played.

[CanadianHalo]

21 minutes ago, Tank said:

dumb.

Even Stradling was smart enough to not take the bait...

[tdawg87]

7 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Because I eat ample bananas?

[Angels 1961]

14 hours ago, Pancake Bear said:

Dude, there’s no call for that. How do you know it wasn’t Schumer?

WE know it was not Trump he was golfing again.

[eligrba]

19 hours ago, Dochalo said:

I actually tweaked an intercostal muscle a few weeks ago chasing a rat by too aggressively swinging a closet hanging rod at it.  true story.  more details upon request.  

anyway, it took about 2-3 weeks to heal and I don't throw a baseball in the upper 90's.  

When I did rat duty for OC Vector Control, I used a fungo bat with the Jimmy Reese modification.  It got real exciting when the rats charged you out of desperation.  That summer dramatically reduced the number of restaurants I ate at.

[floplag]

14 hours ago, JocStrapling said:

LOL!! You’re right, could have been Chuckie!?!  ...or this guy..

OMFG this is hilarious...

[T.G.]

These guys are LAZY...

 

 

[Angel Oracle]

On ‎2‎/‎15‎/‎2020 at 11:35 AM, Rollinghard said:

intercostal muscles are several groups of muscles that run between the ribs, and help form and move the chest wall. The intercostal muscles are mainly involved in the mechanical aspect of breathing. These muscles help expand and shrink the size of the chest cavity to facilitate breathing.

He was breathing too hard?

Or had a bad case of hay fever, and sneezed his brains out?