Several years back, I used to do online dating...

[Olive Garden Table For One]

I would go on craigslist, plentyoffish, and socal aol chatrooms. I would instant message all these girls and they would send me their myspace pages. On these myspaces pages, these girls would have all these pictures of when they were in their early 20's in their tight little bodies partying drinking and having a great time. Then they would tell me how they are in ther late 20's or early 30s now and they were mature and they arent party girls anymore and how they wont do all kinds of kinky stuff after a slice of pizza at costco. Theyd go on and tell me how they have self respect now and you have to be in a relationship for a year before they will kiss and all this nonsense. And I would think, what the freaking f*ck, what kind of idiot would buy this now robust sloppy cows for a hefty price when they were giving out the steak and milk for cheap just a while ago.

 

As an Angel fan, I have felt like that idiot the last two years and Pujols, Wilson and Hamilton are those single mom ex whores who somehow managed to dupe us into buying the cows.

[tdawg87]

Mike Scioscia just got a boner.

[jshep]

Well okay then

[OregonLAA]

This is interesting. This makes me miss HaloThunder

[bloodbrother]

I would go on craigslist, plentyoffish, and socal aol chatrooms. I would instant message all these girls and they would send me their myspace pages. On these myspaces pages, these girls would have all these pictures of when they were in their early 20's in their tight little bodies partying drinking and having a great time. Then they would tell me how they are in ther late 20's or early 30s now and they were mature and they arent party girls anymore and how they wont do all kinds of kinky stuff after a slice of pizza at costco. Theyd go on and tell me how they have self respect now and you have to be in a relationship for a year before they will kiss and all this nonsense. And I would think, what the freaking f*ck, what kind of idiot would buy this now robust sloppy cows for a hefty price when they were giving out the steak and milk for cheap just a while ago.

 

As an Angel fan, I have felt like that idiot the last two years and Pujols, Wilson and Hamilton are those single mom ex whores who somehow managed to dupe us into buying the cows.

 

[Angel Oracle]

Standing ovation

They are all managed by a dinosaur loser of a manager.

Come on OC Register, give us another sympathetic garbage article on Scioscia's wife, and just try to get us to show ANY sympathy.

I need something to throw up on!

[Halos of Anaheim]

This is actually a great comparison. The majority of high quality women sleep around like whores during their teens and 20s with bad boys, and then settle down with some nice guy who listens to her problems and takes her verbal abuse in her 30s. While this dude is treating this lady like a princess (The Angels giving Pujols and Hamilton huge contracts for who they are), other guys did the deed and never had to see her again (St Louis and Texas having both of these guys on the cheap for the best part of their careers, and then not dealing with them when they wanted the the big wedding).

[AngelsAndRamsFan]

I'm sure they're still giving it out "for cheap" to the guys that have game.    

[Glen]

Mike Scioscia just got a boner.

 

 

He's not the only one.

[Brent Maguire]

This is pure gold. 

[Mark68]

Cool story, bro.

[TroutField]

Hahahaha I needed that after the game. That Kobe gif. cracked me up

[AngelArcher]

This guy needs to post more.

[Blarg]

Standing ovation

They are all managed by a dinosaur loser of a manager.

Come on OC Register, give us another sympathetic garbage article on Scioscia's wife, and just try to get us to show ANY sympathy.

I need something to throw up on!

Speaking of dinosaurs, you subscribe to a newspaper?

[Blarg]

The Hamilton's did say they were waiting for someone to put a ring on his finger.

[2002_halos_II]

I think this post is offensive actually.

[tennischmp]

HOF

[Blarg]

Ha ha. Women are dumb sluts. I get it.

I don't think you get it. The women come out ok in this scenario, it is the new husband that gets the shaft being dumb.

[colt4405]

Pretty great to be the guy doing the deed and never having to see them again.

 

The Costco test should be common practice. 

[Sciosciapath]

The way I see it.  The Angels are that girl that appears really hot on the internet.  You talk to her, she shows you photoshopped pictures with MySpace angles on them.  You think you are meeting a hottie, then you see her in person and say "WTF is this bull****???"

That my friends, is the 2013 Angels.

[Section517]

This makes me miss Leykis 101.

[Halos of Anaheim]

I think this post is offensive actually.

Welcome to 2013, where political correctness is embedded from every womens/LGBT's mind.

 

This nation is becoming such pansies. Too much estrogen in the water?

[Sciosciapath]

Welcome to 2013, where political correctness is embedded from every womens/LGBT's mind.

 

This nation is becoming such pansies. Too much estrogen in the water?

 

Tell me about it. Everyone is offended by everything. 

[AngelsAndRamsFan]

This makes me miss Leykis 101.

I don't listen to his show on a regular basis, but you can still listen to his show  (uncensored) on the internet or with the Tune In app. 

[mp170.6]

What percentage of single moms on dating sites are really looking for a bank account to draw from?