Several years back, I used to do online dating...

[Agalloch]

*applause*

[Halos of Anaheim]

Tell me about it. Everyone is offended by everything. 

I can't wait till I get my turn to be offended by something. Maybe someone will make fun of right handed people, that'll give me something to complain about!

 

Aww, in this story the women pretend to be whores to get what they want.

All women are strippers!!

Pretend? lol.

[Tyler]

10/10 Would read again.

[Docwaukee]

I just want to be part of what will likely be a AW HOF thread. 

[HaloNation]

I would go on craigslist, plentyoffish, and socal aol chatrooms. I would instant message all these girls and they would send me their myspace pages. On these myspaces pages, these girls would have all these pictures of when they were in their early 20's in their tight little bodies partying drinking and having a great time. Then they would tell me how they are in ther late 20's or early 30s now and they were mature and they arent party girls anymore and how they wont do all kinds of kinky stuff after a slice of pizza at costco. Theyd go on and tell me how they have self respect now and you have to be in a relationship for a year before they will kiss and all this nonsense. And I would think, what the freaking f*ck, what kind of idiot would buy this now robust sloppy cows for a hefty price when they were giving out the steak and milk for cheap just a while ago.

 

As an Angel fan, I have felt like that idiot the last two years and Pujols, Wilson and Hamilton are those single mom ex whores who somehow managed to dupe us into buying the cows.

 

 

[Oz27]

That was pretty funny.

[yk9001]

Olive Garden Table For One is the best message board name ever.

I disliked the Autry Angels of Reggie, Carew, and all those guys who had better careers elsewhere.

And I dislike these Arte teams.

To continue the analogy, we are marrying these fading chicks in their 30's, but paying off their credit card debt from their Cancun trips from years ago, and paying support for their kids from prior relationships.

[LAAMike]

Olive Garden Table For One is the best message board name ever.

I disliked the Autry Angels of Reggie, Carew, and all those guys who had better careers elsewhere.

And I dislike these Arte teams.

To continue the analogy, we are marrying these fading chicks in their 30's, but paying off their credit card debt from their Cancun trips from years ago, and paying support for their kids from prior relationships.

I too think that this screen name is great and the comments are dead on.

[ettin]

So if Pujols and Hamilton are the ex-slutty girls who are now married and verbally abusing their husbands, what does that make Mike Trout? The Fat Girl who can and will do it all?

[yk9001]

Trout is the hot chick with the great body and very little baggage.

 

But Trout's being cock-blocked at the bar by all the faded has-beens whose best days are past, but some chump (Arte) is paying top dollar for.

[Sully151]

This thread makes me miss being single

[GoodTimesGoneBad]

Blowmeuptom.com Free and better than ever.

[DEATHRACERCHEVY]

To continue with this wonderful analogy, I think of Trout being the very shy quiet girl that no one wanted because she wasn't a slut right off the back, but once you get her to trust you and fall in love with you, she'll totally bang you anyway you want it you just have to be patient. That being said, we don't want to let the quiet girl go buck wild crazy and then leave us because we aren't rich enough.

[Brandon]

nice.

this thread reminds me of the old days when I would drop these stories and thus, the Gentlemens Club was created.

the angels are definitely the chick that says she wont sleep with you within the first 10 minutes of meeting them even though the thought hadnt crossed our mind yet nor did we provoke that kind of statement (maybe this is a bad example because they were the easiest)

[DB24]

nice.

this thread reminds me of the old days when I would drop these stories and thus, the Gentlemens Club was created.

the angels are definitely the chick that says she wont sleep with you within the first 10 minutes of meeting them even though the thought hadnt crossed our mind yet nor did we provoke that kind of statement (maybe this is a bad example because they were the easiest)

 

 

Guess I’ve been living under a rock.

 

Good have you back Brandon!

[Brandon]

Thank you, sir. Good to be back.

You haven't been under a rock though, I think I took a two year sabbatical with life getting in the way. I just recently hopped back on.

Good to see you are still around dude.

[Jimmag]

I like Costco pizza too.

[winhalos]

What do I have to do for a slice of pizza from Costco?

[Jim]

I think this post is offensive actually.

I agree

[Lhalo]

I agree

Would you consider yourself a sensitive man?

[angelskirt]

I think this post is offensive actually.

Of course you do   

[Jim]

Would you consider yourself a sensitive man?

I think considerate would be a better description.

[DB24]

Best 1st post in AW history.

[JAHV76]

I live near the fox fire and its funny to watch the leopard wearing cougars hitting on the mid 20's guys. The guys aren't buying the cows just milking them.

[tdawg87]