I would go on craigslist, plentyoffish, and socal aol chatrooms. I would instant message all these girls and they would send me their myspace pages. On these myspaces pages, these girls would have all these pictures of when they were in their early 20's in their tight little bodies partying drinking and having a great time. Then they would tell me how they are in ther late 20's or early 30s now and they were mature and they arent party girls anymore and how they wont do all kinds of kinky stuff after a slice of pizza at costco. Theyd go on and tell me how they have self respect now and you have to be in a relationship for a year before they will kiss and all this nonsense. And I would think, what the freaking f*ck, what kind of idiot would buy this now robust sloppy cows for a hefty price when they were giving out the steak and milk for cheap just a while ago.
As an Angel fan, I have felt like that idiot the last two years and Pujols, Wilson and Hamilton are those single mom ex whores who somehow managed to dupe us into buying the cows.