Angels Official Website: Trout named Baseball America's Player of Year

[AngelsWin.com]

Mike Trout has been named Baseball America's Player of the Year for the second straight season, further proof that the Angels' superstar outfielder accomplished what many deemed impossible in 2013: He actually met expectations after the hype that surrounded his historic rookie season.

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[arch stanton]

He's good.

[jshep]

Good thing he's not Jewish.

[Homebrewer]

He better get paid accordingly...and soon.

[CaliAngel]

Looks like those extra pounds really improved his performance, I hope he's much more overweight come next spring training.

[Stradling]

Good thing he's not Jewish.

This is good.

[mtangelsfan]

He better get paid accordingly...and soon.

 

Three posts in.

[tdawg87]

He would get paid accordingly if Angry Arte didn't sign the Albert Pujols and the Nightmare Child to ridiculous contracts. Now he's going to be a Yankee in 4 years and we'll be stuck remembering Mathis and the Napoli for Verna trade and the Fat Man will get a 10 year extension. DipShito will trade all our prospects for another aging veteran. But hey, it's not our money right?

[tdawg87]

Am I doing it right?

[Lhalo]

You needed to drop a J. Pierpont Reagins somewhere in there. Other than that it's top quality AO'ing.

[Glen]

Am I doing it right?

 

 

I don't see how you could have shoehorned them in, but the only things missing were foreign presence and trading lefty relievers.

[Brandon]

You're missing a Wrestlemania 4 reference and some tie in to a 1979 Long Beach St. basketball player.

[Stradling]

Also you misspelled Mathisn't and didn't mention Williamsport Willits or Jeremy Berg, Michael Kohn and Downs (circa 2010).

[Angel Oracle]

In best Dick Vermeil......"Sob...I love you guys!"

[tdawg87]

It was meant to be an amalgamation of AO and YoT. I call it Oracle of Today; the newest model of venting technology. This new model comes with a name-making App for when you can't vent about a player and use his actual name. It also has an app that takes a vent, shuffles the words around a bit, and posts it in a random thread. You can do this as many times as you like.

[Angel Oracle]

We the Youth of Oracle Today are sneaky that way. 

[Stradling]

It was meant to be an amalgamation of AO and YoT. I call it Oracle of Today; the newest model of venting technology. This new model comes with a name-making App for when you can't vent about a player and use his actual name. It also has an app that takes a vent, shuffles the words around a bit, and posts it in a random thread. You can do this as many times as you like.

As long as you do it a lot.

[nando714]

Just keep living in moms basement

"Mom!....the meatloaf! "

[Blarg]

I really love Tdawg. But not in a soccer fan kind of way, just writing style.

[Angel Oracle]

Just keep living in moms basement

"Mom!....the meatloaf! "

Nice Wedding Crashers insertion

[tdawg87]

I really love Tdawg. But not in a soccer fan kind of way, just writing style.

...can it be both?

[ten ocho recon scout]

...can it be both?

or can it be more?

[Blarg]

No.

Maybe.

[ten ocho recon scout]

This is getting good.

Your move tdawg

[RallyMo]

This thread is pure gold.