Something You Probably Don't Know About Pujols

[Taylor]

His full name is José Alberto Pujols Alcántara.

[UndertheHalo]

[Tank]

[Taylor]

[failos]

Another fun fact is that he's at least 40 years old

[Pujols4MVP]

6 minutes ago, failos said:

Another fun fact is that he's at least 40 years old

Yeah cause he could be 43 out there. Aybar was probably 7 years older than his listed age, which is probably why Aybar suddenly went from allstar level to shitty over night in his 20s.

[Dick B Back]

[Tank]

he once killed a man in houston, just to watch him die.

[Pujols4MVP]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

he once killed a man in houston, just to watch him die.

With a Trident too.

[Troll Daddy]

Pujol writes

My life's goal is to bring glory to Jesus. My life is not mostly dedicated to the Lord, it is 100% committed to Jesus Christ and His will. God has given me the ability to succeed in the game of baseball. But baseball is not the end; baseball is the means by which my wife, Dee Dee, and I glorify God. Baseball is simply my platform to elevate Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior.^[215]

[Billy_Ball]

Them Dominicans...

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

4 hours ago, Tank said:

he once killed a man in houston, just to watch him die.

Reno

[Second Base]

Never trust a man with multiple aliases. Jose Alcantara is Albert Pujols.

Einhorn is finkle....Finkle is Einhorn...

[tdawg87]

4 hours ago, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

Reno

Whooosh

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

His turd is the size of a 16-foot python from the Florida Everglades. 

[tdawg87]

He's a squirrel squashin deer smackin drivin machine

[John Taylor]

Mr. Alcántara once gave Mrs. Marsellus Wallace a foot massage. 

[Lhalo]

6 minutes ago, John Taylor said:

Mr. Alcántara once gave Mrs. Marsellus Wallace a foot massage. 

We should have shotguns for this. 

[John Taylor]

9 minutes ago, BeanerHalo said:

We should have shotguns for this. 

I know a guy.....

[tomsred]

I think there should be a qualification for posting in this thread.....you need at least 630 major league home runs, or a written letter from Mike Trout that you are an expert on Albert Pujols.

[Puget Sound Angel]

He's also really slow.

[DMVol]

4 minutes ago, Puget Sound Angel said:

He's also really slow.

And wealthy.....

[2020worldseries]

Do you think Pujols will play out the remainder of his contract?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jeff Fletcher

 

@JeffFletcherOCR

 

Replying to @jjkallday

Three years is a long time. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but it seems difficult to imagine him playing all the way to the end of 2021

 

[Angelsjunky]

11 hours ago, Troll Daddy said:

Pujol writes

My life's goal is to bring glory to Jesus. My life is not mostly dedicated to the Lord, it is 100% committed to Jesus Christ and His will. God has given me the ability to succeed in the game of baseball. But baseball is not the end; baseball is the means by which my wife, Dee Dee, and I glorify God. Baseball is simply my platform to elevate Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior.^[215]

[Pujols4MVP]

35 minutes ago, 2020worldseries said:

Do you think Pujols will play out the remainder of his contract?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jeff Fletcher

 

@JeffFletcherOCR

 

Replying to @jjkallday

Three years is a long time. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but it seems difficult to imagine him playing all the way to the end of 2021

 

Maybe he retires under an agreement they pay him 80% of what he's owed all at once ? or he gets a bobby bonilla deal.