Has anyone tried prayer?

[The God of Runs]

Hell, I'll even worship Satan, if it'll get this team in the playoffs.  Get it?  Hell-Satan?  Yuk yuk yuk yuk

[mp170.6]

The Angels' success/failure on the field isn't something worth praying about, IMO.  There's a billion things more deserving of prayer. 

[FabulousFabregas]

 

The only way it'll work is if he does it.

[sneaky_flute]

 

The only way it'll work is if he does it.

this chick is cute. who is it?

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Hell, I'll even worship Satan, if it'll get this team in the playoffs. Get it? Hell-Satan? Yuk yuk yuk yuk

I think worshiping Scioscia got us into this mess already.

[mp170.6]

I think worshiping Scioscia got us into this mess already.

 

Yep. 

[rangersfan#1]

Katie Hamilton will pray and fast for a winning streak

[katie]

Of all teams, you'd think god would like the Angels.

[RallyMo]

God posted a "Season Over!! ARRRGH" message on the mlb.com board around April 29th or so.

 

HE has given up on this team.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

I could pray that I'll be happily married to Rachel McAdams.  Doesn't mean it will happen because I live in reality.

[mulwin444]

Does voodoo count?

[bloodbrother]

Pray? This team needs an exorcism

[VariousCrap]

I pray to Allah every night for the Angels.  He should be coming through any day now.

[tdawg87]

I prayed to Tebow last night. He said he'd pray on it.

[Angelsjunky]

Is Josh Hamilton proof that there is no God? Or simply that God ignores prayers?

[mota_madness]

Is Josh Hamilton proof that there is no God? Or simply that God ignores prayers?

That's a lame question.  Hamilton has overcome TONS! 

[2002_halos_II]

You know the saying.

God DOES answer prayers. Sometimes the answer is NO.

[mrwicked]

i say f*ck you joboo...

i do it myself!

[Erstad Grit]

I prayed during the 7th inning stretch at game 6 in 2002. I told God if he hooked it up I would never bother Him with baseball prayers again. Sorry I'm tapped out. 

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

 

The only way it'll work is if he does it.

Yet the actor is a Dodgers fan in real life.  No wonder we're FUBAR.

[monkeywithahalo]

Hamilton and Pujols pray enough for all of us, but the problem is they aren't using the right prayer. I prefer this one:

 

 

Our Trout who art in center (and sometimes left),
hallowed be thy name.
Thy MVP will come.
Thy wheels get it done
on the road as it is in Anaheim.
Give us this day our daily win,
and forgive us our LOBs,
as we forgive those who pitch around you,
and lead us not into poor situational hitting,
but deliver us from losing.

For thine is the franchise,
and the leadoff spark, and the future World Series glory,
for ever and ever.

Amen.

[Mark68]

Those who can, do.

 

Those who can't, pray.

[Ray McKigney]

[tomsred]

Hamilton and Pujols pray enough for all of us, but the problem is they aren't using the right prayer. I prefer this one:

 

 

Our Trout who art in center (and sometimes left),

hallowed be thy name.

Thy MVP will come.

Thy wheels get it done

on the road as it is in Anaheim.

Give us this day our daily win,

and forgive us our LOBs,

as we forgive those who pitch around you,

and lead us not into poor situational hitting,

but deliver us from losing.

For thine is the franchise,

and the leadoff spark, and the future World Series glory,

for ever and ever.

Amen.

Nice!

[Ray McKigney]

Hamilton and Pujols pray enough for all of us, but the problem is they aren't using the right prayer. I prefer this one:

 

 

Our Trout who art in center (and sometimes left),

hallowed be thy name.

Thy MVP will come.

Thy wheels get it done

on the road as it is in Anaheim.

Give us this day our daily win,

and forgive us our LOBs,

as we forgive those who pitch around you,

and lead us not into poor situational hitting,

but deliver us from losing.

For thine is the franchise,

and the leadoff spark, and the future World Series glory,

for ever and ever.

Amen.

 

Like real prayer, it doesn't help.

 

 

Like real prayer, it's doesn't help.

 

 

Amen.