Has anyone tried prayer?

[YouthofToday]

This is why I advocate signing Tim Tebow. He has the Willingness to Win (tWtW).

[Willy J.]

I don't believe prayer can affect the outcome of any given Angel game.  It's pretty naive to think it would.

 

 

But if i sit on a certain part of the couch in my Trout jersey and drink at the right times, I know that can make a positive difference.

 

Just got to find that right place more often. . .

[nando714]

Jobu...wake up Hamilton's bat

[Vegas Halo Fan]

i say f*ck you joboo...

i do it myself!

 

Maybe we should sign Pedro Cerrano.

[YouthofToday]

Pedro is preparing for his resurrection as POTUS in the new 24 series on Fox.

[2002_halos_II]

I don't believe prayer can affect the outcome of any given Angel game.  It's pretty naive to think it would.

 

 

But if i sit on a certain part of the couch in my Trout jersey and drink at the right times, I know that can make a positive difference.

 

Just got to find that right place more often. . .

Wearing your cap inside out is supposed to help too.

 

New pole - do you wear angels gear at home whilst watching the game?

[The God of Runs]

Hamilton and Pujols pray enough for all of us, but the problem is they aren't using the right prayer. I prefer this one:

 

 

Our Trout who art in center (and sometimes left),

hallowed be thy name.

Thy MVP will come.

Thy wheels get it done

on the road as it is in Anaheim.

Give us this day our daily win,

and forgive us our LOBs,

as we forgive those who pitch around you,

and lead us not into poor situational hitting,

but deliver us from losing.

For thine is the franchise,

and the leadoff spark, and the future World Series glory,

for ever and ever.

Amen.

Mike Trout the last two days since this prayer was posted:

4 for 9 HR, 3 RBIs

Now we just need a Pujols, a Hamilton, and a bullpen prayer and we'll be in great shape