25 douchey things you may be doing

[Brandon]

http://www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/25-douchey-things/slide/5

Any admissions?

 

Edit: I saw this posted as new on my feed from the website, but just realized this is from 2014 (and feel like we had a thread about it). That said, does this hold up and do people still do these things?

[Stradling]

Let me give you some advice on creating threads Brandon.  

Yea I'm guilty of that and I force my wife and kid to watch or look at stuff I find funny or interesting.  

[Guest]

the author is a douche, no wonder he knows so much about douchiness.

[mtangelsfan]

#18

[Brandon]

45 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Let me give you some advice on creating threads Brandon.  

Yea I'm guilty of that and I force my wife and kid to watch or look at stuff I find funny or interesting.  

what's the advice?

[Brandon]

5 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

#18

i think i might do that too.

i'm not afraid to do #25 any more. i still hold out and there is generally a conversation about who takes the last slice, donut, whatever. but when you can tell the conversation of who should take it starts to run in a circle i'll just grab it and end the conversation.

[gotbeer]

Sometimes 9.  But I hate bright lights, and blinking lights (I.E. Angels Stadium advertisements).  15.  Yeah, I don't like them in my pockets. 

[Keener]

#1.  

But dude, can't believe i played Roethlisberger over Prescott today.  And AJ Green is now out for the year.  That's some bullshit.  Also nothing for Delanie Walker.  Are you kidding?

[Stradling]

1 hour ago, Taggart said:

what's the advice?

It was a joke because one of the douchey things is giving unwarranted advice. 

[Jason]

Lol at drunks don't want to hear The Smiths. They want Journey. I'm guilty of the fantasy and YouTube ones.

[Tank]

occasionally guilty of the youtube thing.

[arch stanton]

I'm not much for the last piece of pizza but if there's just one beer left or one more drink to be poured from that bottle....

[wopphil]

6 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Sometimes 9.  But I hate bright lights, and blinking lights (I.E. Angels Stadium advertisements).  15.  Yeah, I don't like them in my pockets. 

I sometimes wear my sunglasses inside as well. My eyes aren't very good, and my sunglasses are prescription, so I see better with them on (and therefore keep them on sometimes).  

[Lhalo]

I still quote Borat. Just the other day I asked my friend where the pussy magnet was in his car.

[Sully151]

The douchiest thing in the article was referring to The Smits as an Indie band.

 

On that note, I do a mean rendition of Violent Femmes Blister in the Sun at Karaoke bars.

[ten ocho recon scout]

I text on dates. and i forward youtube videos.

Rookie ball douche level

[AngelsLakersFan]

36 minutes ago, Sully151 said:

The douchiest thing in the article was referring to The Smits as an Indie band.

 

On that note, I do a mean rendition of Violent Femmes Blister in the Sun at Karaoke bars.

I am all over this one. I will pick a song that absolutely no one knows but myself.

[Taylor]

I'm proud to say that I'm 0-for-25. No. 4 is definitely the douchiest of the douchey.

[Homebrewer]

None...but I feel pretty douchey for reading that article.

[Adam]

16 and 21 for me

[Brandon]

if they ever do this list and include "you post your dog pics nonstop" i am fucked. i even put funny messages with them, but they have to annoy the shit out of people.

[Adam]

It's cool when your dog weighs less than 9 LBs

[Brandon]

i barely meet the cutoff, although the lady has him down quite a bit.

by all means, you have the right to flame me if my pics ever end up with, "look at him eating organic quinoa flavored branches!!!"

but true, you have to have a little cute dog for everyone to post about, then it's cool.

[Stradling]

If it included pretends to love Taylor Swift I would be in big trouble. 

[Glen]

My douchery is in other areas. On this list I only take the last slice.

Edit: and, I occasionally post YouTube videos.