Florida's Finest

[arch stanton]

12 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Florida Mom and Her 2 Children Die After Their Car Hits Alligator on Interstate 95

Tragic.  But alligators on the road.  No thank you.  

According to the article it happened at 12:49 AM. A few years back I spent most of the year traveling and even though it was hot as hell in the daytime I chose not to drive at night because the highways are full of critters. You see those glowing eyes in the woods just off the road and hope this isn’t the deer/raccoon/opossum/gator(?) that finally decides to run out in front of you. It’s freakin dangerous 

[mtangelsfan]

I won't drive at night out here except in town.  I hit a deer not too long after we got here.

 

never again

[nando714]

Florida is fvcked up

[Redondo]

Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born

A Florida man was arrested Sunday after police said he climbed a piece of playground equipment and shouted a lewd term to children to describe how babies are born, reports said. 

Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, allegedly climbed on top of one of a children’s toy at a playground near Pier 60 in Tampa Bay and shouted to a group of four and six-year-olds about where babies come from, and used a “vulgar term in doing so,” The Tampa Bay Times reported, citing an arrest report.

The officer said parents rushed “to remove their children” from the playground.  

Ryan, who has a history of causing disturbances in the area and had prior arrests, was charged with disorderly conduct, the report said. He was ordered to pay a fine and to stay away from the park, according to the paper. 

[Tank]

9 hours ago, Redondo said:

He was ordered to pay a fine and to stay away from the park, according to the paper. 

i have complete confidence that he'll comply with this order.

[T.G.]

I just found this thread... I"m afraid to look at the previous 17 pages.  Wow.

 

[Adam]

http://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/largo-couple-steals-motorized-shopping-cart-from-walmart-drives-to-bar/1187495137

[Adam]

This story is perfectly Florida

https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2018/05/18/srso-naked-gulf-breeze-man-walked-through-woodlawn-way-neighborhood/624634002/

[Homebrewer]

Florida man asked sheriff's office to test meth he worried was no good — and got arrested

 

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-florida-meth-sheriff-test-20180614-story.html

[mtangelsfan]

Not sure if this is true but still:

https://www.huzlers.com/florida-man-arrested-for-tranquilizing-and-raping-alligators-in-everglades/

[Adam]

On 6/14/2018 at 2:19 PM, Homebrewer said:

Florida man asked sheriff's office to test meth he worried was no good — and got arrested

 

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-florida-meth-sheriff-test-20180614-story.html

Why does it look like he was getting a haircut?

[Tank]

7 hours ago, mtangelsfan said:

Not sure if this is true but still:

https://www.huzlers.com/florida-man-arrested-for-tranquilizing-and-raping-alligators-in-everglades/

Wait, but how big . . . No, I mean where is it . . . Never mind, I don't wanna know.

[Blarg]

On 5/22/2018 at 3:50 PM, Adam said:

http://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/largo-couple-steals-motorized-shopping-cart-from-walmart-drives-to-bar/1187495137

He is listed as 50, her 32? She looks old enough to be his mom. 

[Blarg]

19 hours ago, mtangelsfan said:

Not sure if this is true but still:

https://www.huzlers.com/florida-man-arrested-for-tranquilizing-and-raping-alligators-in-everglades/

Fake story but considering it's Florida also plausible. 

[gotbeer]

This was a tough one.  Could have gone into the Truth is out there.  Could have gone into the Politics thread.  But, hey it's Florida, so it goes where Florida goes.

Miami Herald endorses House candidate who claims aliens took her aboard a spaceship

[Rico]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops.html

A Florida couple was arrested last week after they were caught allegedly selling drugs out of a drive-thru window they constructed out of the side of their mobile home.

[Tank]

16 minutes ago, Rico said:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops.html

A Florida couple was arrested last week after they were caught allegedly selling drugs out of a drive-thru window they constructed out of the side of their mobile home.

That's the kind of outside-the-box thinking that MAGA!

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 9/1/2018 at 10:48 AM, Tank said:

That's the kind of outside-the-box thinking that MAGA!

When you're in a competitive business, you need something that sets you apart from the competition.

[gotbeer]

Suspect defeated by algae as he tries to swim away from police in Florida

[Lou]

49 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Suspect defeated by algae as he tries to swim away from police in Florida

misprint

it was LG, not algae.  and we all know LG's are badasses.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

misprint

it was LG, not algae.  and we all know LG's are badasses.

the big screen tvs? THAT LG?

[Blarg]

[Tank]

just out of curiosity, and totally unrelated to anything above, does someone know how to put another poster on ignore?

[Redondo]

Tank,

Put your cursor over their avatar and an option window will open up  one of the options an ignore button

Unless you are just joking around and I missed it.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Redondo said:

Tank,

Put your cursor over their avatar and an option window will open up  one of the options an ignore button

Unless you are just joking around and I missed it.

thanks redondo. 

i'm joking around. i think one of the stupidest movies ever made was iron eagle. blarg posted a picture from said POC and thus my post.