Florida's Finest

[Redondo]

That's one heck of a mullet

 

[Blarg]

That's one hell of a tape worm.

[gotbeer]

Deputies: Florida man faked robbery to get out of work

[Tank]

25 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Deputies: Florida man faked robbery to get out of work

Thinking outside the box. I respect that. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Face-Biting Attack: Florida man believed he was 'half-man, half-dog,' doctor says

A forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was "half-dog, half-man" when he fatally attacked a man and woman at their home and was found biting one of their faces.

Austin Harrouff was 19 and was a student at Florida State University when authorities say he attacked John Stevens, 59, and his wife Michelle Mishcon, 53, as they sat in their garage with the door open on Aug. 15, 2016.

[Tank]

my nephew found a place on the web where you type in "florida man" and a date, and it'll lead you to stories. here's the story: https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2019/03/21/what-did-florida-man-do-your-birthday/3232310002/

just for fun i typed in florida man 4/11 and here's one i found: https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2019/03/21/what-did-florida-man-do-your-birthday/3232310002/

have fun!

 

[Tank]

much to my surprise, this isn't from florida (although it should be). what's up, @nate?

https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/woman-does-karate-son-gets-naked-dog-steals-cornbread-at-walmart-police-say?fbclid=IwAR0J7rHco_fn2gUFgkQmGJbR3nrxlMj_r-9JtrdrPuBIr9lFVMhFOE-6peo

[nate]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

much to my surprise, this isn't from florida (although it should be). what's up, @nate?

https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/woman-does-karate-son-gets-naked-dog-steals-cornbread-at-walmart-police-say?fbclid=IwAR0J7rHco_fn2gUFgkQmGJbR3nrxlMj_r-9JtrdrPuBIr9lFVMhFOE-6peo

Beer is really cheap in Wisconsin

[gotbeer]

11 hours ago, Tank said:

much to my surprise, this isn't from florida (although it should be). what's up, @nate?

https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/woman-does-karate-son-gets-naked-dog-steals-cornbread-at-walmart-police-say?fbclid=IwAR0J7rHco_fn2gUFgkQmGJbR3nrxlMj_r-9JtrdrPuBIr9lFVMhFOE-6peo

Lost opportunity.  The ending should have been something like.  After a brief chase.  Bo listened to officers commands, and calmly sat.  Officers decided that Bo cooperated and just gave him a warning, but on a short leash.

[Roy Hobbs]

11 hours ago, nate said:

Beer is really cheap in Wisconsin

Wisconsin must be hard because that is a rough 46 year old.

[AngelsLakersFan]

 

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/easter-bunny-florida-brawl

The Easter bunny was hoppin’ mad Sunday night and ended up in a three-person brawl in Florida.

A video posted on Instagram showed a person dressed as a white bunny running toward two people, who were already wrestling each other on the sidewalk in downtown Orlando, and joining the fight. The costumed character appeared to begin throwing punches after initially trying to pull the two men apart.

 

[Blarg]

Imagine these guys street cred being destroyed by the Easter Bunny kicking their asses in a brawl. That's a tattoo removal type of embarrassment.

[gotbeer]

Here comes Peter Cottontail

Grinding on the bunny tail

Hippity Hoppity

Haymakers on it's way

[Tank]

On 4/15/2019 at 9:13 AM, Roy Hobbs said:

Wisconsin must be hard because that is a rough 46 year old.

 

[gotbeer]

 

Authorities: Woman pulls gator from pants during stop

 

 

[Tank]

8 hours ago, gotbeer said:

 

Authorities: Woman pulls gator from pants during stop

 

 

i've regularly pulled an anaconda from mine.

[Tank]

how did you clowns let 8 hours go by without someone else making that comment ahead of me?

[T.G.]

12 minutes ago, Tank said:

how did you clowns let 8 hours go by without someone else making that comment ahead of me?

We've been watching the motorcycle gif of the couple that went head first into a parked vehicle all this time.

Edited May 7, 2019 by True Grich

[Tank]

fair enough.

[gotbeer]

3 hours ago, True Grich said:

We've been watching the motorcycle gif of the couple that went head first into a parked vehicle all this time.

I don't know.  Today has been gif gold.  

The midget and the baby on the dog has been just as good as the motorcycle.

[gotbeer]

Missing part of Stonehenge was in Florida

 

[gotbeer]

No War! No War! No War!

Alligator blocks runway at Air Force base in Florida

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Not the smartest choice of can openers.

'Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd

[Don]

Moral of the story: Don’t F with the captain’s booze.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/passengers-captain-drank-beer-had-cocaine-and-fired-a-gun-during-nightmare-fishing-trip/ar-AACozgx?li=BBnbcA1

[Lhalo]

Florida woman grabbed boyfriend’s privates — and didn’t let go until the blood came, cops say

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231381443.html