Florida's Finest

[Blarg]

On 10/30/2020 at 3:29 PM, gotbeer said:

Man mauled after paying for ‘full-contact’ leopard experience in Florida

That's getting your monies worth. 

[Blarg]

52 minutes ago, Jason said:

https://nypost.com/2020/11/11/florida-governor-drafts-laws-that-allow-people-to-shoot-looters/
dang! This is a bit extreme but I’m not totally opposed 

The arguments against are ironic. 

[gotbeer]

3 hours ago, Jason said:

https://nypost.com/2020/11/11/florida-governor-drafts-laws-that-allow-people-to-shoot-looters/
dang! This is a bit extreme but I’m not totally opposed 

I like this part also.

Quote

DeSantis also wants to make it a third-degree felony to block traffic during a protest — and offer immunity to drivers who accidentally kill or injure protesters who do so, according to the Herald.

I'm fine with people protesting.  But blocking traffic/freeways, inconveniencing hundreds if not thousands who just want to get home or go to work.  Fuck them.

[gotbeer]

Teens intentionally run over beloved Florida librarian with van: officials

 

 

[Redondo]

 

Why Florida man told police he strapped light pole to roof of car

[Redondo]

A Florida couple gave droves of drivers on a busy road near Tampa quite the peep show over the weekend. 

Amber Gormley, 39, and Shawn McClelland, 30, were arrested Saturday after pulling over to the side of the road in the area of Whitney Road and US Highway 19 North in Largo to engage in sexual activity, authorities say. 

FLORIDA COUPLE HAD SEX INSIDE PATROL CAR AFTER ARREST FOR RIDING BICYCLES WHILE DRUNK: REPORTS

According to an affidavit obtained by Fox News, it happened in an "open area location of a busy area where all drivers could see them having intercourse."

Link

[Redondo]

Florida man chases suspected burglar from home, shoots him as he begs for life, cops say

[gotbeer]

5 minutes ago, Redondo said:

Florida man chases suspected burglar from home, shoots him as he begs for life, cops say

He should have gotten the carpet and walls dirty.

[Blarg]

West remains "incubated" in a hospital, Watson said. 

Yeah, I think the author fucked that up, he isn't being hatched. The word is Intubated. 

[Redondo]

Florida man allegedly sets himself on fire while trying to burn down home: report

[Redondo]

 

Florida man with state tattooed on forehead calls 911 for ride home

[tdawg87]

18 minutes ago, Redondo said:

 

Florida man with state tattooed on forehead calls 911 for ride home

Life is more ridiculous than any movie could ever be.

[gotbeer]

Deputies release body cam video of women dressed as 'grannies' to get vaccine

[gotbeer]

JOHNNY DAMON ARRESTED FOR DUI IN FLORIDA Wife Booked For Battering Cop During Stop

Quote

TMZ Sports has obtained the police report ... in which cops say Johnny Damon's blood-alcohol level was .30, nearly FOUR TIMES the legal limit.

 

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

JOHNNY DAMON ARRESTED FOR DUI IN FLORIDA Wife Booked For Battering Cop During Stop

 

.30 is a solid number. Dude must have been hammered. 

[Don]

35 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

JOHNNY DAMON ARRESTED FOR DUI IN FLORIDA Wife Booked For Battering Cop During Stop

 

That has cocaine written all over it. 8:15 AM, 0.30 BAC, and he's somehow conscious for the booking photo? You don't get there without some help.

Edit: The article says he got pulled over at 1AM, but then later says 8AM? The former is probably true, but the point still stands.

[Blarg]

32 minutes ago, Don said:

That has cocaine written all over it. 8:15 AM, 0.30 BAC, and he's somehow conscious for the booking photo? You don't get there without some help.

Edit: The article says he got pulled over at 1AM, but then later says 8AM? The former is probably true, but the point still stands.

He was arrested for drunk driving at 1am and was released at 8am. His wife may have been held longer since she was drunk as well and got into a physical altercation with the arresting officers. 

[Don]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

He was arrested for drunk driving at 1am and was released at 8am. His wife may have been held longer since she was drunk as well and got into a physical altercation with the arresting officers. 

In the police report, cops say Damon was pulled over at around 1:23 AM after officers observed his SUV swerving all over the road.

The 47-year-old -- who played for the Boston Red Sox and NY Yankees -- was pulled over by the Windermere Police Dept. (in the Orlando area) around 8:15 AM.

Both of those are from the same article. Probably just bad writing. What you said makes more sense.

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 2/19/2021 at 11:29 AM, st1ckboy said:

.30 is a solid number. Dude must have been hammered. 

When I was working inpatient mental health, we had a woman who came in with a .44 at admission. She was walking around the unit loudly greeting everyone around her.

[Redondo]

 

Florida woman posing as plastic surgeon arrested after botched nose job

A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly posing as a licensed plastic surgeon after she botched a man’s nose job, a report said Sunday.

Alcalira Jimenez De Rodriguez, 56, was in the middle of performing another procedure on Thursday when Doral Police officers nabbed her mid-surgery, The Miami Herald reported.

Investigators began probing Jimenez De Rodriguez last month after a former patient contacted them about his messed up rhinoplasty.

The man, identified by local outlets as Vincenzo Zurlo, said he paid $2,800 for the surgery, which had to be repeated because his nose wasn't healing properly, according to a police report.

Even after the second procedure, the man said his nose was still deformed. He asked Jimenez De Rodriguez for her medical license number and her medical malpractice insurance information — but she refused to give it, the report said.

Investigators said they were able to confirm with the Florida Health Department that Jimenez De Rodriguez wasn't licensed to practice medicine in the state.

The bogus surgeon also allegedly prescribed Zurlo painkillers and antibiotics under another doctor's name, which raised red flags

 

[Redondo]

 

Florida man allegedly pulled out human ears while being questioned for grandpa slay

Kolby Parker, 30, was accused of fatally stabbing his 77-year-old grandad Ronald Wells, Sr., on Saturday evening inside the Lake County home they shared, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

Parker initially told investigators that he acted in self-defense, saying the older man attacked him with a knife during a fight the two had while smoking marijuana, according to the report.

He claimed he was forced to turn the knife on Wells, whose body was found on the front porch with multiple stab wounds.

But while he was being interviewed in the case, Parker allegedly took his grandfather’s ears out of his pants — and then lunged at a deputy, while trying to grab his gun and taser, the report said.

 

Reefer madness?

 

[Redondo]

The Florida Highway Patrol is searching for the driver of a pickup truck that struck a female pedestrian in the parking lot of Cracker Barrel in Fort Myers last week.

Video footage of the incident shows a white pickup truck towing a utility trailer parked in the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store lot at 4260 Boatways Road at about 11:30 a.m. on March 8.

A woman is seen kneeling in the parking lot, at a distance, off to the right of the truck. As the pickup pulls forward to exit the lot, the right front tire runs over the woman. The truck continues to drive and turns left onto Boatways Road as the driver flees the scene. 

Link

[Redondo]

 

Florida sheriff hit by driver who was shopping on Amazon on her phone

[mtangelsfan]

6 hours ago, Redondo said:

 

Florida sheriff hit by driver who was shopping on Amazon on her phone

This story is a conundrum for aw libs

[Blarg]

Amazon should permanently close her account.