Florida's Finest

[red321]

A Pasco County man became enraged for some reason when he found out his dad helped deliver him at birth. He is in jail after hitting his father with a pizza, authorities said. 

Robert Houston, 33, was arrested for domestic battery and booked into the county jail on Thursday, according to a news release. 

The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said deputies were called to a home in Holiday and found a slice of pizza on a chair and cheese and sauce all over the area. 

https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-hits-dad-with-pizza-after-finding-out-his-father-helped-deliver-him-at-birth-deputies-say/1686996559

 

[Lou]

pizza crime is getting out of control

 

thoughts and prayers 

[Blarg]

12 minutes ago, red321 said:

A Pasco County man became enraged for some reason when he found out his dad helped deliver him at birth. He is in jail after hitting his father with a pizza, authorities said. 

Robert Houston, 33, was arrested for domestic battery and booked into the county jail on Thursday, according to a news release. 

The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said deputies were called to a home in Holiday and found a slice of pizza on a chair and cheese and sauce all over the area. 

https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-hits-dad-with-pizza-after-finding-out-his-father-helped-deliver-him-at-birth-deputies-say/1686996559

 

Well that clears up this incident.

"F you, Dad!" 

[Blarg]

Dammit, Lou!

[Blarg]

BTW my father was present and a reluctant participant in my birth long before it was considered acceptable in a hospital. It was 3:00 am and the doctor on call wasn't notified my mother  had arrived and was in labor so he arrived five minutes late for the delivery. Just in time to seat my father in a chair before he passed out. 

[arch stanton]

Call me a caveman but due to odd circumstances  I was not present for the birth of any of my girls and I'm quite ok with that result. I have no desire to be involved in the "miracle"

[Redondo]

 

Waffle House customer danced naked in parking lot after being asked to leave restaurant: report

A woman was arrested outside a Waffle House restaurant in Florida after allegedly taking off her clothes and dancing naked in the parking lot and exposing herself to employees.

Authorities said Freedom Ryder Zobrist arrived at the Pensacola restaurant Monday morning and was asked by a manager to leave due to unruly behavior. She returned later and allegedly threatened to shoot the manager and everyone inside the restaurant, Pensacola's WEAR-TV reported.

Zobrist then walked outside and "pulled down her pants" and started dancing around the parking lot," according to the arrest report obtained by the station.

The manager told police she tried grabbing his genitals and then licked both sides of his face. One witness said Zobrist was naked in front of his vehicle, according to the report.

 

[gotbeer]

To be fair.  Her name is Freedom.   Being nude is probably her natural state.  

[Tank]

". . . and that's why Victor's mom is not allowed back at any Waffle House around the country. And now you know the rest of the story. Good day. I'm Paul Harvey."

[Blarg]

That looks like a dude. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Florida Teacher Accused Of Smearing Feces In Park Before Child’s Birthday Party

A substitute teacher in Florida was so angry with a principal that she smeared human feces around a Sarasota park pavilion that the principal had rented for her child’s birthday party, law officers said.

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Florida Teacher Accused Of Smearing Feces In Park Before Child’s Birthday Party

A substitute teacher in Florida was so angry with a principal that she smeared human feces around a Sarasota park pavilion that the principal had rented for her child’s birthday party, law officers said.

just like any other normal, rational human would do.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

11 hours ago, Tank said:

just like any other normal, rational human would do.

Hey, if you have a dispute with your boss, out comes the poop. It's the American way.

[red321]

Holy shit...Newcastle must be British for Florida

 

 

And just because...some additional "context"

 

[red321]

I think my favorite part is when the lady throw the broom (:27) and then towards the end...he throws it back. Here's the non sound effect version, which is just as brilliant

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 1/28/2019 at 2:41 PM, red321 said:

Holy shit...Newcastle must be British for Florida

 

 

And just because...some additional "context"

 

Good to see that the British are far more sophisticated at resolving disputes than we are.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[mtangelsfan]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-man-enters-abandoned-home-to-smoke-weed-finds-tiger-instead/ar-BBTsZKY?li=BBnbcA1

Not Florida, but might as well be.  Talk about once in a lifetime headlines though.

[gotbeer]

Useful skill set! Florida inmates manage to rescue baby trapped in SUV using a coat hanger in just two minutes after her dad locked his keys inside

Note.  In Florida, they also don't know how to record videos on a cell phone.

Edited February 17, 2019 by gotbeer

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I don't doubt this. An inmate at work taught me how to properly card a door, a skill that I later used to open a jammed office door lock until maintenance arrived.

[Taylor]

On 2/12/2019 at 7:40 AM, mtangelsfan said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-man-enters-abandoned-home-to-smoke-weed-finds-tiger-instead/ar-BBTsZKY?li=BBnbcA1

Not Florida, but might as well be.  Talk about once in a lifetime headlines though.

Nice find, @Crampknees!

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I don't doubt this. An inmate at work taught me how to properly card a door, a skill that I later used to open a jammed office door lock until maintenance arrived.

The CIA should start recruiting at prisons.

[Crampknees]

34 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Nice find, @Crampknees!

Thank you.  Not many of us can go into an abandoned building to get high and save a tiger. 

[Blarg]

6 hours ago, Taylor said:

The CIA should start recruiting at prisons.

[Roy Hobbs]