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[Redondo]

 

Naked Florida woman rescued from unusual location

A naked Florida woman was rescued from a Delray Beach storm drain Tuesday after becoming trapped for an unknown length of time, authorities said.

Crews dropped a ladder and harness down the drain to lift her out after a passerby heard someone calling for help from below.

The storm drain is about eight feet deep, local authorities said.

But after the rescue, authorities learned she had been missing for weeks, the Sun Sentinel reported. It’s unclear how long she was trapped – or what happened to her clothes.

 

"She was lucky," Delray Beach Fire Rescue spokesperson Dani Moschella told the paper. "I don’t know how much longer she would have been OK down there. The idea that somebody might be down there for any length of time is disturbing. It’s dirty, dangerous, there’s snakes, rats, garbage, dirt and leaves, anything that’s on the street that washes into a sewer, and it smells terrible."

Only a pair of scuffed, bloody knees can be seen of the victim before she’s loaded onto a stretcher en route to a hospital for medical treatment.

Local police were looking into how the woman wound up in the drain and how long she was there.

 

[Tank]

20 hours ago, Redondo said:

 

Naked Florida woman rescued from unusual location

A naked Florida woman was rescued from a Delray Beach storm drain Tuesday after becoming trapped for an unknown length of time, authorities said.

Crews dropped a ladder and harness down the drain to lift her out after a passerby heard someone calling for help from below.

The storm drain is about eight feet deep, local authorities said.

But after the rescue, authorities learned she had been missing for weeks, the Sun Sentinel reported. It’s unclear how long she was trapped – or what happened to her clothes.

 

"She was lucky," Delray Beach Fire Rescue spokesperson Dani Moschella told the paper. "I don’t know how much longer she would have been OK down there. The idea that somebody might be down there for any length of time is disturbing. It’s dirty, dangerous, there’s snakes, rats, garbage, dirt and leaves, anything that’s on the street that washes into a sewer, and it smells terrible."

Only a pair of scuffed, bloody knees can be seen of the victim before she’s loaded onto a stretcher en route to a hospital for medical treatment.

Local police were looking into how the woman wound up in the drain and how long she was there.

 

if you hear anything about how she ended up there, please post it here.

[Redondo]

19 hours ago, Tank said:

if you hear anything about how she ended up there, please post it here.

Florida woman found naked in storm drain was missing for 3 weeks, got lost in tunnel during swim

[Tank]

50 minutes ago, Redondo said:

Florida woman found naked in storm drain was missing for 3 weeks, got lost in tunnel during swim

gonna guess alcohol may have been involved.

[Taylor]

On 3/25/2021 at 7:57 PM, Redondo said:

Florida woman found naked in storm drain was missing for 3 weeks, got lost in tunnel during swim

Super common thing. Go for a swim, end up in the storm drains below the city for 3 weeks.

[gotbeer]

Florida Driver Channels Them Duke Boys And Jumps SUV Over Opening Drawbridge

[Tank]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

Florida Driver Channels Them Duke Boys And Jumps SUV Over Opening Drawbridge

that was awesome. i imagine most of us would want to do the same thing.

[gotbeer]

VIDEO: Florida woman says she spotted a 'baby dinosaur' running through yard

[gotbeer]

Turtles Keep Flying Through The Windshields Of Unsuspecting Motorists

 

[gotbeer]

Florida Driver Packs Hummer With Gas Cans And Also Fire

[Redondo]

FL woman wearing almost nothing arrested after leading troopers on a high-speed chase in a stolen car: authorities

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Redondo said:

FL woman wearing almost nothing arrested after leading troopers on a high-speed chase in a stolen car: authorities

the pictures in this story were . . . disappointing.

[gotbeer]

How Unamerican.  Time to drop back down to 50 states.

Florida High School Edited Girls' Yearbook Photos To Cover More Of Their Chests

[Don]

On 5/23/2021 at 5:23 PM, Redondo said:

FL woman wearing almost nothing arrested after leading troopers on a high-speed chase in a stolen car: authorities

May I politely counter with this?

https://www.kansascity.com/news/article202186339.html

 

[gotbeer]

A Florida couple has been charged with child neglect after a 21-month-old boy in their care overdosed on cocaine

[Tank]

LOL

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9655177/Naked-Florida-woman-tasered-police-trashing-restaurant.html

for 53, she is absolutely banging.

[Redondo]

Florida man throws baby at deputies after high-speed chase

[Redondo]

Florida man accused of dragging pedestrian with car, hiding most of body behind bait shop: troopers

[Redondo]

Florida woman accused of skinny-dipping in homeowner's pool

 

[Redondo]

Massive Amazon delivery leaves hundreds of boxes stacked as tall as the house: 'Only in Florida'

 

 

[gotbeer]

Florida toddler fatally shot mother during Zoom call, police say

[gotbeer]

Can we put these people under a building and collapse it?

Identities Of Surfside Condo Victims Were Allegedly Stolen Days After The Collapse To Commit Fraud

[Lhalo]

 

[Tank]

okay, now what?

and why didn't he call animal control in the first place?

[Lhalo]

31 minutes ago, Tank said:

okay, now what?

Now we make boots.