Florida's Finest

[gotbeer]

Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter

[gotbeer]

Let's Break Down That Battle Royale That Suddenly Sprouted Up In A Florida Chuck E. Cheese's

This one has a longer version of the battle royale.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/kendall/article105833942.html

Edited October 5, 2016 by gotbeer

[Tank]

4 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Let's Break Down That Battle Royale That Suddenly Sprouted Up In A Florida Chuck E. Cheese's

they've got nothing on the burger king brawls held regularly in oakland.

[red321]

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-truck-runs-over-driver-orange-20161025-story.html

Florida Man run over by own truck after leaving strip club

*spoiler alert

(empty trucks proceeds to crash into house injuring occupant)

[Amazing Larry]

Honestly, that could have happened to any of us. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Florida International tight end Jonnu Smith will miss the rest of the season after sustaining severe burns when his girlfriend dumped boiling water on him.

FIU football player done for season after allegedly being doused with boiling water

[Redondo]

Ouch, what a terrible thing to do to someone.

[Jason]

http://abc7.com/news/teens-arrested-after-allegedly-robbing-lemonade-stand/1679205/

This is pretty neat

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I wonder how much this guy paid for the plate cover to save $1.25 per pop.

Florida Driver Allegedly Used Remote-Controlled License Plate Concealer to Avoid Paying Toll, Authorities Say

Before going through an E-Pass toll booth on Wednesday, Joshua Concepcion West, 27, allegedly used a remote control to drop down a black screen that covered his license plate, said Sgt. Kim Montes, a public affairs officer for the FHP.

West did not realize a state trooper in a marked FHP car was right behind him when he deployed the screen, Montes told ABC News today.

[Ray McKigney]

Palm Springs, Florida

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Maid Of Honor Makes Wedding Unforgettable (But Not In A Good Way)

The bride told WBBH TV that she saw Willis drink an entire bottle of Fireball by herself. "She was drunk within 20 minutes to half an hour", Jennifer Willis told the station.

It was then that this “Bridesmaidzilla” allegedly set a standard that will be hard for future inappropriate Wedding Party members to top.First, Willis allegedly took the groom’s car keys from his pocket and attempted to drive away.Willis almost ran him over while driving away, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by The Huffington Post. She drove towards the parking lot while the groom was hanging out the passenger side door. He managed to stop the car by grabbing the emergency brake.Other guests wrestled Willis out of the car and back into the reception. “She went back inside…grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it,” Jennifer Butler told WBBH TV.Best man Robert Templeton told police he tried to calm down Willis, but she struck him in the head.

[tdawg87]

But it was HIS dog!

[gotbeer]

Biologists investigate deaths of 82 stranded dolphins in Florida

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A total of 82 were found dead and another 13 were unaccounted for, NOAA said.

 

Guess the pilot of the dolphins kept accurate records, and reported there were 95 in the pod.  Florida won't rest till those 13 missing dolphins are recovered.  Leave no dolphin behind.

[gotbeer]

40-year-old Florida woman accused of sex with teens at her child’s party

 

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article128071639.html#storylink=cpy

[Blarg]

That looks like Napoli.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

3 hours ago, calscuf said:

Fuck is that what 40 looks like?

She looks high mileage for 40.

[arch stanton]

Those 40 year old Floridian dudes weren't getting the job done so she made the call to the 'pen

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[gotbeer]

Florida Deputy Allegedly Tries to Murder 79-Year-Old by Force-Feeding Her Pills and Staging It as Suicide

 

 

[Blarg]

Goodnees sake, when will the madness end?

A South Florida woman claimed she was booted from a Spirit Airlines flight from New Orleans to Fort Lauderdale because of her cleavage-baring blouse.

“Granted, she was well-endowed and wearing a low cut top,” Supp wrote. “They claimed they had complaints — there were no nuns [or] Muslims on board and no could see her in the center seat unless they tried.”

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/florida-woman-says-she-was-thrown-off-spirit-flight-for-cleavage/ar-AAmvmb2?li=AA5hNe&ocid=spartandhp

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

A South Florida woman claimed she was booted from a Spirit Airlines flight from New Orleans to Fort Lauderdale because of her cleavage-baring blouse.

How am I supposed to judge whether it was justified or not if there are no photos?

You have to remember that this is Spirit. They put just as much emphasis on customer service as they do on maintaining their planes.

[Redondo]

• Police: Florida pastor caught with man's wife, flees naked

  A police report says a prominent Florida pastor was forced to run out of a house naked after a woman's husband came home to find him having sex with his wife.

  The Tallahassee Democrat reports police documents show a woman's husband found her in bed with Pastor O. Jermaine Simmons in the middle of the afternoon on Jan. 17.

  The woman told police that her husband yelled that he was going to kill Simmons, who fled the apartment naked and hid behind a nearby fence.

  The husband took the pastor's clothes, wallet and car keys and later agreed to return the items following negotiations with police.

[Blarg]

Pastor Simmons firmly believes that we were all "saved to serve”. Therefore, the message and the ministry encourage all who attend to “get right, get in, and get active”…

[Blarg]

He also wrote a book that I saw in a store once. Thumbed through a few pages, some of it made me laugh out loud and it wasn't supposed to be comedy.

[Stradling]

On 1/23/2017 at 9:18 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Giant?