Florida's Finest

[mtangelsfan]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-woman-live-streams-her-drunken-crash-gets-charged-with-dui/ar-AAfniJR?li=BBgzzfc

[nate]

Lol.  I love this thread seriously.  Reminds me of this line I read from a sarcastic article recently.

 

 

To help you understand what I mean, allow me to take you through a recent car rental experience I had at Miami International Airport in Miami, Florida, which is about 380 miles south of the United States.

[Redondo]

• Florida woman picks sex over surrender in police standoff

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

• Florida woman picks sex over surrender in police standoff

 

 

My home town continues to amaze.

[gotbeer]

Florida man who shot theatergoer for texting to invoke 'stand your ground'

 

he brought popcorn to a gunfight.  

[Ray McKigney]

Florida teacher Sara Moore was arrested for having sex with her child’s 14-year-old friend about 25 times

[Homebrewer]

Most of the time I would call this a victimless crime, but looking at the "teacher", I'm afraid the poor kid could be traumatized for life.

ewwwww.

[Ray McKigney]

Most of the time I would call this a victimless crime, but looking at the "teacher", I'm afraid the poor kid could be traumatized for life.

ewwwww.

 

I thought the same thing. I wish the news would only report stories like this when the teacher is hot.

Edited January 15, 2016 by Ray McKigney

[Guest]

My favorite orange juice.

[JAHV76]

Since she was a teacher i guess he kept doing it wrong so she would make him do it again. She also had sex in her daughters bed thats gross poor girl.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Report: Jupiter man arrested for tossing gator into Wendy’s

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I don't know why this even made the papers. There has been a meth smoking clown in every Waffle House I have ever visited.

 

This happened in Georgia, but the perpetrator is from Gainesville, FL.

 

Clown smoking meth at Waffle House arrested on drug charges

[JAHV76]

The tears of a clown

[Ray McKigney]

[Lhalo]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/another-florida-alligator-discovered-with-dead-body/

[JAHV76]

thats a messed way to go 

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 10/17/2015 at 6:45 AM, Redondo said:

 

• Florida woman picks sex over surrender in police standoff

   

Sex over surrender sounds like a movie i would have downloaded off of kazaa

[Lhalo]

3 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Sex over surrender sounds like a movie i would have downloaded off of kazaa

Haha. My coworkers and I were talking about Kazaa the other day and the amount of effort everyone used to go through to get music and movies.

[gotbeer]

Man Rapes Woman To Get To Prison And Go After His Son’s Killer

In Florida, this sounds like a solid plan.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

Man Rapes Woman To Get To Prison And Go After His Son’s Killer

In Florida, this sounds like a solid plan.

That's the crime he chose? Sounds like he's giving some lame excuse for being a POS predator.

[nate]

[Lhalo]

That is the best headline these eyes have seen since this one:

[Taylor]

"Yankees' Wang Gets Beaten, Yanked Early"

[Ray McKigney]

[JAHV76]

4 hours ago, Ray McKigney said:

Could be a campaign ad