Florida's Finest

[Redondo]

Family claims man burned to death when Florida sauna malfunctioned

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Broward County Deputy Sheriff arrested after participating in a drive-by shooting - in a Prius.

 

BSO Deputy Arrested for Drunken Drive-by Shooting From a Prius

 

This is probably the first and last time you will ever see the terms "drive-by" and "Prius" used in the same sentence.

[ELEVEN]

http://www.iheartmyforeskin.com/

Unbelievable someone is making t-shirts about foreskin.

Damn, too late for secret santa.

[maximus p]

Florida boy's circumcision spurs lengthy legal battle, protests

I heard the legal battle was cut short.

[Redondo]

• Florida man admits serving alligators for Super Bowl meal

[JAHV76]

Taste like chicken?

[Redondo]

Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy

 

Ouch

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Fourteen pounds and it was a surprise? That is like swallowing a bowling ball and not noticing.

[Blarg]

Maxxandra is the mom? Of course she is.

 

No, it's Maxxzandra and in a couple years that name will trigger an Amber alert on YK's phone updates.

[Tank]

Good luck finding that name on a keychain at a truck stop.

[JAHV76]

Good luck finding that name on a keychain at a truck stop.

Or the souvenir shop at Disneyland. It would look good on a Minnie Mouse coffee mug.

[Redondo]

Florida: Baby pulls cocaine from woman's shirt during traffic stop

[JAHV76]

What a moran!

[Redondo]

 

 

Maxxzandra Ford’s baby boy, Avery, shortly after birth.

[Redondo]

• Authorities: Man, woman sleeping in Florida dumpster get emptied into garbage truck ...

[JAHV76]

It sounds like they got trashed.

[Redondo]

 

Teen has surgery to make his penis smaller

 

Yes, a Florida teenager has undergone what surgeons believe to be the first procedure to reduce the size of a penis, reports Medical Daily. But the 7-inch penis in question had a circumference of 10 inches prior to the surgery—due to a medical condition, not nature—and drew comparisons to a "grapefruit," an "American football," and a "rugby ball" in various accounts.

[Redondo]

Florida teacher suspended after filming kindergartner beating other students

[Tank]

Or the souvenir shop at Disneyland. It would look good on a Minnie Mouse coffee mug.

Spent the day at downtown Disney today. I can confirm that there were no Maxxzandras to be found on any merchandise items.

[Redondo]

Police: Florida man kills self after shooting girlfriend

[ELEVEN]

Idoit! You're supposed to kill yourself first before shooting anyone else. What are they teaching in schools these days?

[JAHV76]

It amazes me how many guys kill themselves over a woman. There's a reason why bars close at 2am if you are that desperate.

[Redondo]

• Florida police dog fired from the force after biting an officer, doughnut shop worker

[Blarg]

And that is the proper way to do it so an arm doesn't deflect the prongs from the sensitive underside of the rib cage. Training paid off as you saw him drop like an animated cartoon character.

[Redondo]

Crews free 19 manatees from Florida drainage pipe