Florida's Finest

[nate]

Man tries to hide Vaseline after cops catch him whacking it in the park

[HaloMagic]

Is that illegal now?

[jshep]

Only if you get caught.

[HaloMagic]

I never do. I don't use lube.

[1nutkruk]

I never do. I don't use lube.

Sandpaper?  

[Redondo]

• Florida man dies in ‘gruesome’ wood chipper accident

[Blarg]

It would be more appropriate as a Fargo man story.

[Taylor]

Is that illegal now?

 

You can thank st1ckboy for that.

[mancini79]

Man tries to hide Vaseline after cops catch him whacking it in the park

 

What else are we supposed to do now that coffee shops are off limits.

 

 

Thanks Cops!!!

[arch stanton]

When I did my remote tour in Alaska it was the kid from Florida who lost the tip of his finger trying to clear out the snow blower with his hands.

[mtangelsfan]

More from our favorite state.

 

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/trending/florida-father-killed-by-stray-bullet-while-celebrating-newborns-homecoming

 

yeah, that isn't humurous at all.  Complete and total waste.  That loser stole a child's father.

[nate]

When I did my remote tour in Alaska it was the kid from Florida who lost the tip of his finger trying to clear out the snow blower with his hands.

 

Happens more than you think.  There are like ten pages in the manual dedicated to not sticking your hand in while it is running.  There is no limit to how dumb people are.

[nate]

Lets keep this to humorous articles.  People punching pregnant women and new fathers being shot are real downers.

[Sully151]

Ah, beauty pageants...

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/25889301/miss-florida-crowns-wrong-miss-florida

[gotbeer]

http://news.yahoo.com/police-fla-father-beats-accused-child-abuser-193806138.html

 

Although the father was in the right on this one.  Even though he should have used more than his fist and foot.

[Blarg]

Ah, beauty pageants...

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/25889301/miss-florida-crowns-wrong-miss-florida

 

So how many hung Chads were inspected to get it right?

[Blarg]

http://news.yahoo.com/police-fla-father-beats-accused-child-abuser-193806138.html

 

Although the father was in the right on this one.  Even though he should have used more than his fist and foot.

 

He got what he deserved from the father and will get a few more years and beatings from the jail system.

[LBHalos17]

He got what he deserved from the father and will get a few more years and beatings from the jail system.

I applaud the restraint used by the father

[Vegas Halo Fan]

So how many hung Chads were inspected to get it right?

 

The Governor of Florida stopped the recount before they could figure it out.

[nate]

[Tank]

^^^^^

 

we must see that headline at least twice each week these days.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Bursting with pride.

[JAHV76]

Naked hamburger thief. LOL

http://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/23/bonita-beach-burglars-take-the-beef-leave-their-briefs/13040241/

[1nutkruk]

Naked hamburger thief. LOL

http://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/23/bonita-beach-burglars-take-the-beef-leave-their-briefs/13040241/

That has to be some kind of college hazing thing.  

[Ray McKigney]

This kid should not only be shut down, he should also have to pay back taxes and restitution to his neighbors:

 

http://gawker.com/florida-man-asks-police-to-shut-down-kids-illegal-lem-1626192776