Florida's Finest

[Blarg]

The neighborhood should file a petition to have Doug Wilkey (professional asshole) sell his house and move to a swamp where the rest or the curmudgeons live. I'm sure his neighbors get tired of him complaining about grass clippings on his driveway.

[Tank]

The neighborhood should file a petition to have Doug Wilkey (professional asshole) sell his house and move to a swamp where the rest or the curmudgeons live. I'm sure his neighbors get tired of him complaining about grass clippings on his driveway.

 

"STAY OFF MY LAWN!!!!!"

[JAHV76]

Doug needs to switch to decaf

Edited August 24, 2014 by JAHV76

[arch stanton]

If you're worried about property value then why in hell would you live in Florida?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

If you're worried about property value then why in hell would you live in Florida?

 

Especially if you lived in a neighborhood so fragile that a lemonade stand on the block would send your equity plummeting.

 

Of course, this old douche probably bought his house for $10 to start with.

[Tank]

Especially if you lived in a neighborhood so fragile that a lemonade stand on the block would send your equity plummeting.

 

 

i LOL'd.

[gotbeer]

Insanely Drunk Woman Tries To Pick Up Child From School: Cops

 

OK, how the hell do you have a .413 BAC and still be alive?

[Blarg]

John Bonham would like to know.

[nate]

Insanely Drunk Woman Tries To Pick Up Child From School: Cops

 

OK, how the hell do you have a .413 BAC and still be alive?

 

Ask Ozzy.  Wasn't he around that when he pissed on the Alamo?

[gotbeer]

Florida Man Accused Of Pleasuring Himself At Yoga Class

 

Jean Shorts.  Now I know why Adam likes them so much.

[HaloCory22]

Anyone surprised?

 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/20/puppy-rapist-sentence/15984325/

[JAHV76]

What a sick bastard. He will be someone's girlfriend in prison

[nate]

New Hampshire Man Has Patriots Helmet Tattooed on Head; Moves to Florida, Is Soon Arrested |

http://t.co/Gpo785Uqpu

pic.twitter.com/3evB29sV2t

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan)

October 10, 2014

Edited October 10, 2014 by nate

[arch stanton]

Without the facemask it just looks stupid.

[DB24]

This is Florida. You can't make this sh*t up.

 

A Florida Home Invasion Is The Best Episode Of ‘Revenge’ Ever

 

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/affair-revealed-as-police-conclude-davis-islands-shooting-investigation/2203005

 

 

A few weeks before the shooting, Simpson tried to break things off. She told Noll that she had sex with her husband and that Noll would have to start supporting himself, according to the report. Noll responded with incessant phone calls and more than 55 text messages. A week before the shooting, she sought an injunction for protection against Noll.

 

In the hours before the shooting, he texted her again. She said her husband was out of town and she was going to bed. Noll later told police that he interpreted that to mean it was okay to come over. He tried entering the alarm code, but it didn't work.

 

The alarm sounded as he headed upstairs. When she fired, he could smell the gunpowder.

 

As he lay bleeding, Noll raised the phone and snapped a selfie.

Edited October 24, 2014 by DB24

[Ray McKigney]

Slut.

[gotbeer]

Florida man stuffs chainsaw down his pants in shoplifting case

[JAHV76]

It must be the humidity in Floida that causes IQ's to be lower that or cross breeding.

[Tank]

is that a chainsaw in your pants?

 

nope, i'm just happy to see you.

[Ray McKigney]

Florida Teen Girl Arrested for Running High School Prostitution Ring

[Redondo]

[JAHV76]

http://www.wfmynews2.com/story/news/weird/2014/11/25/woman-accused-of-branding-kids-gets-probation/70105510/

What are her kids livestock?

[Redondo]

• Florida man accused of making meth in public bathroom

[gotbeer]

http://www.wfmynews2.com/story/news/weird/2014/11/25/woman-accused-of-branding-kids-gets-probation/70105510/

What are her kids livestock?

 

So no ice cream?

[gotbeer]

Woman Arrested After Posing with Stolen Credit Card