The 2022 Official Light The FAILos Thread

[Taylor]

Pretty bad imo

[Angel Oracle]

Things that will happen before the Halos finish over .500:

D-Backs win 100 games.

O’s win 100 games.

Pirates win 100 games.

 

[bloodbrother]

Angels baseball

 

[Angel Oracle]

Sell the team, Weekend At Arte’s!

Preferably to someone who will spend both on the MLB team AND on scouting and development!

Biggest embarrassment in MLB, all things considered!

Edited April 9, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

Six HRs to ZERO!!!!

[Angel Oracle]

Never hope for your team to be bought by an advertising biggie!

Only in it for the big splashes, and NO ONE can deny that after this mostly for the past decade!

Can anyone with a clear head defend Weekend at Arte’s in any way?

Edited April 9, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

EIGHT HRs to ZERO

This team ABSOLUTELY reeks at power hitting.

SWEEP ALMOST GUARANTEED!

 

Edited April 9, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 4/7/2022 at 9:40 PM, Angel Oracle said:

SEASON OVER!!!!

When are the f*cking Cheaters ever going to miss the post-season????

Maybe some f*cking decade, the Halos will actually f*cking finish over f*cking .500!!!!

Only f*cking team in f*cking baseball under .500 the past 6 seasons!!!!

Were you once the pitching coach for the South Georgia Peanuts?

[fan_since79]

Ever since my doctor steered me to meditation and calming exercises, I can't vent like I should.

 

[Stradling]

This thread will be a gigantic fail if it doesn’t end in some self bans. 

[Angel Oracle]

The ratio of self bans to good Halos baseball is undefined.

Zero divided by Zero

[Angel Oracle]

Verlander: 6 innings, two hits, one walk, 9 Ks, no HRs

[Stradling]

1 minute ago, Angel Oracle said:

The ratio of self bans to good Halos baseball is undefined.

Zero divided by Zero

Not true. It worked in ‘14. 

[Redondo]

Blowpen at it again

[Taylor]

9 hours ago, fan_since79 said:

Ever since my doctor steered me to meditation and calming exercises, I can't vent like I should.

 

We haven't noticed. You might need some of this:

[Angel Oracle]

The first two games, aside from Ohtani, made me want to channel his Festivus dinner speech towards the Halos.

Edited April 9, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

On 4/7/2022 at 9:38 PM, Angel Oracle said:

Adele >>>>> Adell

They'll be rolling in the deep cellar the way it's going.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

12 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Things that will happen before the Halos finish over .500:

D-Backs win 100 games.

O’s win 100 games.

Pirates win 100 games.

 

A pitcher batting this UDH season.

[Puget Sound Angel]

God, we need this thread.

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Puget Sound Angel said:

God, we need this thread.

We sure do. 

It provides great entertainment.

[eligrba]

Great thread.  Would read again

[rottiesworld]

Pitching machine is probably better  then some of the angels relievers

[Angel Oracle]

1 minute ago, rottiesworld said:

Pitching machine is probably better  then some of the angels relievers

How about Josh Hamilton’s HR Derby pitcher in the late 2000s?

Edited April 9, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Tank]

14 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Verlander: 6 innings, two hits, one walk, 9 Ks, no HRs

If Verlander pitches like that, you should have no reason to be upset.

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, Tank said:

If Verlander pitches like that, you should have no reason to be upset.

If I were a betting man...