Dodgers sign Pujols

[UndertheHalo]

2 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I read this entire thread thinking the tweet that said this was a joke would appear.

It’s no joke pal ! I mean it’s funny.  But also it’s real. 

Edited May 15, 2021 by UndertheHalo

[failos]

1 minute ago, Angels Fan Forever said:

Wow, didn't think it possible Pujols would win his 3rd WS before Trout won a playoff game...

Good move for Pujols. The Dodgers will benefit from his .878 OPS and 141 sOPS+ vs. LHP's (Walsh is .661 and 40).

I think this is a bad look for Minasian.

Pls explain.

[failos]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Dammit he got me

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Angels Fan Forever said:

Wow, didn't think it possible Pujols would win his 3rd WS before Trout won a playoff game...

Good move for Pujols. The Dodgers will benefit from his .878 OPS and 141 sOPS+ vs. LHP's (Walsh is .661 and 40).

I think this is a bad look for Minasian.

[Angels Fan Forever]

1 minute ago, failos said:

Pls explain.

I did...

[AngelsLakersFan]

Pujols homer off Angels pitching guaranteed.

[T.G.]

Man... I wish we could have seen the look on Arte's face when he heard the news.

[failos]

Just now, Angels Fan Forever said:

I did...

No, you didn’t explain why it’s a bad look for Minasian. But thanks for the asinine post.

[Inside Pitch]

40 minutes ago, PattyD22 said:

If Albert sticks, and that’s a giant if, September 6-9, Dodgers at St. Louis.

Can you feel the love fest for Albert?  Should be epic.

I hope Noe is on the team.

[bloodbrother]

3 minutes ago, Angels Fan Forever said:

Wow, didn't think it possible Pujols would win his 3rd WS before Trout won a playoff game...

Good move for Pujols. The Dodgers will benefit from his .878 OPS and 141 sOPS+ vs. LHP's (Walsh is .661 and 86).

I think this is a bad look for Minasian.

[Blarg]

I guess finding themselves in 3rd place in May called for drastic measures.

To improve their draft position. 

[Slegnaac]

1 minute ago, DMVol said:

Between Noe and Strickland, I think we’re good for a plunking....

How will Trout feel about that?

[Dtwncbad]

5 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Pujols homer off Angels pitching guaranteed.

I kinda want him to go like 1-10 against the Angels but the one hit be some ridiculously meaningless homer against the Angels.  I want to laugh at him circling the bases thinking he showed the Angels.  It would actually be entertaining.

[Angels Fan Forever]

5 minutes ago, failos said:

No, you didn’t explain why it’s a bad look for Minasian. 

The Dodgers are a well run, smart team. They see the value in having Pujols in the lineup over Muncie versus LHP's.

[T.G.]

1 minute ago, Dtwncbad said:

I kinda want him to go like 1-10 against the Angels but the one hit be some ridiculously meaningless homer against the Angels.  I want to laugh at him circling the bases thinking he showed the Angels.  It would actually be entertaining.

I hope he pinch hits against a left hander only to be replaced before he steps into the batter's box because a right hander comes into the game instead.

[failos]

Just now, Angels Fan Forever said:

The Dodgers are a well run, smart team. They see the value in having Pujols in the lineup over Muncie versus LHP's.

lol. Low effort troll.

[Slegnaac]

56 minutes ago, Inside Pitch said:

And just like that......  The Albert signing is once again a source of joy for Angels fans.

This post deserves to be in the AW HOF.

[jsnpritchett]

LOL, even Deadline (an entertainment industry news site) is running a Pujols story:

 

[Dtwncbad]

I want today’s version of Pujols in the Angel lineup as much as a teenager wants this poster of Pamela Anderson on his bedroom wall.

[Angels Fan Forever]

10 minutes ago, failos said:

lol. Low effort troll.

Absolutely not trolling at all. I think Albert Pujols is a better option against LHP's than Max Muncie or Jared Walsh. The numbers back it up. 

I think having been an Angels fan as long as I have has made me realistic. And if you think an opinion based in reality makes you a troll then you may want to evaluate your own fandom.

Have a nice day.

[Lou]

12 minutes ago, Angels Fan Forever said:

The Dodgers are a well run, smart team. They see the value in having Pujols in the lineup over Muncie versus LHP's.

OPS vs LH starters:

Pujols - .769

Muncy - .793

 

seems as if Albert hits meaningless HRs off of shitty LH relievers.

[Slegnaac]

@Angelsjunky Sorry,

Albert Pujols just blew up the bridge.

[T.G.]

Hold on people! Let's not jump to conclusions!

Has he passed the physical yet?

[fan_since79]

12 minutes ago, True Grich said:

I hope he pinch hits against a left hander only to be replaced before he steps into the batter's box because a right hander comes into the game instead.

Then he has a temper tantrum and gets into it with Roberts in the dugout.

[JustATroutFan]

I thought the OP was just joking around by making this thread. I wish nothing but for the Dodgirls to never win the World Series ever again and the cheater Bauer gets blown up.