Dodgers sign Pujols

[failos]

Just now, bloodbrother said:

I know we've seen this far too often over the past several years but I'm very confident that 41* yr old Albert isn't gonna just magically perform better.

Then why did the Doyers sign him? Riddle me that.

[hangin n wangin]

I don’t like Albert Pujols.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

It's Saturday.

What a dick.

He's a dodgers fan.

He's not too bright.

[failos]

Just now, Lou said:

He's a dodgers fan.

He's not too bright.

I bet he went to UCLA

[bloodbrother]

1 minute ago, failos said:

Then why did the Doyers sign him? Riddle me that.

Dodgers respect him the most

[Lou]

1 minute ago, failos said:

I bet he went to UCLA

Nope.

CS Fullerton. 

[Lou]

Just now, yk9001 said:

Is he a time traveller?

He is. 

[T.G.]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

Nope.

CS Fullerton. 

Jose Mota?

[jsnpritchett]

10 minutes ago, Lou said:

Text from dodgers fan buddy: "Hello. Before u begin - STFU! Have a great Sunday"

My Dodger fan friend's text was even simpler:

[halodground]

The implosion here when he starts off hot in an extremely small sample size is going to be epic.

[Justin]

Just now, jsnpritchett said:

My Dodger fan friend's text was even simpler:

My Dodger fan friend's text was "WTH? Cool." 

I considered asking why he thought it was cool, but no good can come from that. 

[T.G.]

Just now, cals said:

I thought you dumb fucks said nobody would sign him.

This is like marrying the prom queen at 35, she gets fat, you divorce her tens years and then she marries the best looking Latino guy in town.  With a bigger dick than you.

Nobody wants to hear about your personal journey.

[failos]

6 minutes ago, bloodbrother said:

Dodgers respect him the most

Lol

[failos]

6 minutes ago, Lou said:

Nope.

CS Fullerton. 

@UndertheHalo

[UndertheHalo]

Just now, failos said:

@UndertheHalo

Everyone knows it’s a good school. 

[failos]

Just now, UndertheHalo said:

Everyone knows it’s a good school. 

It’s decent. I know a few dummies that went there though.

[Lou]

Just now, UndertheHalo said:

Everyone knows it’s a good school. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

53 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Wish they signed him 10 years ago.

They once took on all of those horrible contracts that the Red Sox had, why not ours too?

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

More rude than necessary tbh. 

[failos]

Just now, Vegas Halo Fan said:

They once took on all of those horrible contracts that the Red Sox had, why not ours too?

I’m pretty sure Arte is still paying Pujols, mang

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Just now, failos said:

I’m pretty sure Arte is still paying Pujols, mang

I realize that. I just wish that they had taken on Pujols' whole deal say, five years ago.

[Blarg]

I read this entire thread thinking the tweet that said this was a joke would appear.

[failos]

Just now, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I realize that. I just wish that they had taken on Pujols' whole deal say, five years ago.

Lol no team is crazy enough to do that…except the Angels maybe.

[Angels Fan Forever]

Wow, didn't think it possible Pujols would win his 3rd WS before Trout won a playoff game...

Good move for Pujols. The Dodgers will benefit from his .878 OPS and 141 sOPS+ vs. LHP's (Walsh is .661 and 86).

I think this is a bad look for Minasian.

[T.G.]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

I read this entire thread thinking the tweet that said this was a joke would appear.

It is a joke. What part about this isn't funny?