Cheating Astros still don't get it...

[Lhalo]

47 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

And BTW.  Anyone remember the last time trash was thrown out onto the Angels field in protest?  I do remember something good happening that season.

Fans Try Strike of Their Own

I remember that ball coming down from the stands and whizzing by Appier's head. The fans were beyond pissed.

That was back in the ESPN message board days.

[Lhalo]

9 minutes ago, floplag said:

They think its bad now wiat till they visit NY or LA whom they stole titles from.

They play in the Bronx 5/4-5/6 and at the Latrine 8/3-8/4. Security will probably be an issue for the Stros when they play in LA.

[Docwaukee]

Baker wasn't even there when they did it.  

[UndertheHalo]

My main thought last night when the idiots were throwing trash cans on the field during a game that their team wasn’t involved in was that the Dodgers probably had some hand in human trafficking or at best turned a blind eye to it.  But for sure, go off on the Astros banging trash cans.  That shit is definitely unprecedented in baseball.  

Edited April 6, 2021 by UndertheHalo

[Chuck]

Good for Sosh! 

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

25 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

Good for Sosh! 

 

Would have been funnier if he took a jab at Dipoto, and said "jerry threw trash out there all the time, too"

Edited April 6, 2021 by ten ocho recon scout

[Taylor]

26 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Would have been funnier if he took a jab at Dipoto, and said "jerry threw trash out there all the time, too"

"Scios and Jerry" would be an entertaining sitcom. About two old dudes who had a professional spat decades ago and now take quips at each other.

[Dtwncbad]

32 minutes ago, Taylor said:

"Scios and Jerry" would be an entertaining sitcom. About two old dudes who had a professional spat decades ago and now take quips at each other.

The billboard would be the two of them back to back with their arms crossed like o couple of douchey realtors.

Edited April 6, 2021 by Dtwncbad

[Cosmo_Kramer]

4 hours ago, Inside Pitch said:

Pretty sure that's how its spelled everywhere but the US and Canada...

So in the other British colonies

[Angel Oracle]

Houston Asstros

[Inside Pitch]

5 minutes ago, Cosmo_Kramer said:

So in the other British colonies

.... and every other country that attempts to communicate in English, yes.

[Cosmo_Kramer]

4 hours ago, Inside Pitch said:

.... and every other country that attempts to communicate in English, yes.

That was a British imperialism joke

[Tank]

dear dusty, your boys cheated, got away with it, then cooperated with MLB only under the threat that they would be guaranteed no discipline. they won a championship and forced the league to bow the knee to them, walking away scott-free, championship in tact. your team doesn't deserve any mercy. bring ear muffs.

 

Edited April 7, 2021 by Tank

[Inside Pitch]

36 minutes ago, Cosmo_Kramer said:

That was a British imperialism joke

The sun never sets.....

[ten ocho recon scout]

9 hours ago, Taylor said:

"Scios and Jerry" would be an entertaining sitcom. About two old dudes who had a professional spat decades ago and now take quips at each other.

What would the catch phrases be?

[ten ocho recon scout]

and i also picture sosh going "sosh and jerry will be back in a moment, stick around" like tony danza on whos the boss. But i think im just lumping all italians together.

[PattyD22]

24 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

What would the catch phrases be?

“Hold my Sangria”

[Tank]

43 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

What would the catch phrases be?

"Speedy guy goes first, pass the donuts."

[ten ocho recon scout]

Im picturing more of an i love lucy. With sosh getting mad, and letting lose rapid fire italian, and jerry constantly getting into wacky situations, like dressing in costumes to go to the winter meetings.

[Cosmo_Kramer]

50 minutes ago, cals said:

We beat the fuck out of those pretentious, terrible teeth having fuckers not once, but twice.  We earned the right to fix their grammar and spelling mistakes.  

And listen, I’m on vacation right now, we took an airplane here and rented an apartment for a week.  Florida is not my favorite state and I should be more worried about ending up in the hospital right now with all these kids going to a university flaunting the mask rules, but I’m not gonna worry too much.  Just going to finish my French fries and cookies, grab some sunscreen at the drug store and concentrate on the weekend. ‘Merca!

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[Taylor]

1 hour ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

What would the catch phrases be?

Mike's is "Turn the page" and Jerry's is fist pumping.

 

[WicketMaiden]

4 hours ago, cals said:

We beat the fuck out of those pretentious, terrible teeth having fuckers not once, but twice.  We earned the right to fix their grammar and spelling mistakes.  

I am deeply offended by this: it's bad toothed fuckers you ruddy half-wit. Your understanding of the most basic tenets of communication really does leave a lot to be desired. If you did indeed go to college / law school as you claim, then you are an appalling indictment of the US education system.

And isn't 'pretentious bad toothed' Brit rather cliché? Is that the best you can do: low-brow jingoistic stereotyping? Yawn. If you're going to troll an entire nation at least put a little effort in.

[Dtwncbad]

3 hours ago, WicketMaiden said:

I am deeply offended by this: it's bad toothed fuckers you ruddy half-wit. Your understanding of the most basic tenets of communication really does leave a lot to be desired. If you did indeed go to college / law school as you claim, then you are an appalling indictment of the US education system.

And isn't 'pretentious bad toothed' Brit rather cliché? Is that the best you can do: low-brow jingoistic stereotyping? Yawn. If you're going to troll an entire nation at least put a little effort in.

Don't end a sentence (or a rant) with a preposition.  Put in a little effort.

[WicketMaiden]

1 hour ago, Dtwncbad said:

Don't end a sentence (or a rant) with a preposition.  Put in a little effort.

It's the British vernacular chap. Much like: put a little effort in, will you? 

[WicketMaiden]

45 minutes ago, cals said:

Whilst on the subject of teeth - the number one profession for suicides in the UK? Dentists. Not sure whether it's the depressed dentists causing the teeth or the teeth causing the depression in dentists. One would think they would be happy with all the potential extra work.