SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[Blarg]

The Onion has competition. 

[JarsOfClay]

11 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Zero people under the age of 18 in California have died of the coronavirus. That’s despite the government trying to attribute every cause of death to COVID-19. Take your fake news and...

No deaths in California. I'm glad the human species under 18 in California is immune to dying from covid unlike the rest of the country.

But what about complications from covid? What about the recent report about the girl who can't walk 30 feet down the street anymore because her lungs have been completely destroyed? 

There's more to this virus than just death. But you're probably one of those maga cultist that wont care until it happens to you.

[RallyMo]

Well, the President advocated for masks today, so that's a step in the right direction. He should sell red MAGA masks if it would make the QAnon crew and antimaskers buy in.

[St1ck]

On 7/16/2020 at 7:46 PM, st1ckboy said:

What the fuck is wrong will this douchebag? 

From CNN: After banning cities from requiring masks, Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp is now suing Atlanta's mayor over her mandate, as cases continue to rise in the state
https://cnn.it/32oFMaX

Again, what the fuck is this asshole's deal?

Kemp urges Georgia residents to 'commit to wearing a mask' for four weeks | TheHill
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/508382-kemp-urges-georgia-residents-to-commit-to-wearing-a-mask-for-four-weeks

[RallyMo]

Maybe they got the memo that people were going to start getting rather sick and dying by the absolute shit ton if they don't slam the brakes hard. I think we've managed to barely avoid absolute disaster in Texas. We also know much more about treating the illness than we did in March.

[RallyMo]

It cannot be overstated how terribly this was handled by the government(s) over the past 2-3 months. Hi blarg.

[wopphil]

47 minutes ago, fishbulb said:

It cannot be overstated how terribly this was handled by the government(s) over the past 2-3 months. Hi blarg.

But Trump says he has handled this perfectly. Is he lying?

[tennischmp]

2 hours ago, fishbulb said:

It cannot be overstated how terribly this was handled by the government(s) over the past 2-3 months. Hi blarg.

Please outline the detailed steps of how the government should have handled it better

[gotbeer]

LA Records Highest Number Of Stolen Cars In Over A Decade, With Coronavirus Likely To Blame

 

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

Coronavirus steals cars?  The list of side effects keeps growing. 

[Tank]

3 minutes ago, Catwhoshatinthehat said:

Coronavirus steals cars?  The list of side effects keeps growing. 

#for George 

[Blarg]

My Spitfire has an anti theft device. It's called being British and can't make it down the end of the block without breaking down. 

 

[St1ck]

17 minutes ago, Blarg said:

My Spitfire has an anti theft device. It's called being British and can't make it down the end of the block without breaking down. 

 

What is wrong with your front wheel?

[Blarg]

Obviously the anti theft system activated. 

[angelinkc]

17 hours ago, fishbulb said:

Well, the President advocated for masks today, so that's a step in the right direction. He should sell red MAGA masks if it would make the QAnon crew and antimaskers buy in.

Can’t hurt. I just got back from the beach. Loaded up on Trump 2020 and Redskins mask. Both are hot items in South Carolina. Wearing one isn’t a huge ass pain but I doubt they are a huge benefit. 

[RallyMo]

25 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

Can’t hurt. I just got back from the beach. Loaded up on Trump 2020 and Redskins mask. Both are hot items in South Carolina. Wearing one isn’t a huge ass pain but I doubt they are a huge benefit. 

SUPER SECRET SPY DECODER KEY:

beach = garage

Trump 2020 = zinc

Redskins = Vitamin C

masks = tablets

South Carolina = CVS

Wearing = Taking

one = them

[tdawg87]

He's also using proper grammar and punctuation. That means he drives a Touareg.

Case closed.

[angelinkc]

9 minutes ago, fishbulb said:

SUPER SECRET SPY DECODER KEY:

beach = garage

Trump 2020 = zinc

Redskins = Vitamin C

masks = tablets

South Carolina = CVS

Wearing = Taking

one = them

Change tablets and vitamin C to cigarettes and nicotine

[tdawg87]

11 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

Change tablets and vitamin C to cigarettes and nicotine

Are you chewin' the wacky tobakky?

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, angelinkc said:

Can’t hurt. I just got back from the beach. Loaded up on Trump 2020 and Redskins mask. Both are hot items in South Carolina. Wearing one isn’t a huge ass pain but I doubt they are a huge benefit. 

They don't have internet at the beach? Cals was worried about you.

[UndertheHalo]

[tdawg87]

Why are they always fat

[tdawg87]

10 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Because most of America is fat.  Especially in places this will happen.

Yes but can't some skinny bitch with a huge rack just throw a tantrum for once?

[tdawg87]

2 minutes ago, Randy Gradishar said:

No huge rack, though.

Eh. I'll be in my bunk.

[Adam]

rackless