SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[Jason]

11 hours ago, calscuf said:

So I’ve taken 3 tests this week.  2 rapids and 1 standard.  Still waiting on the standard but the rapids were negative.  I clearly have some residual issues, but I’m hoping those resolve soon.  For me the worst part of this ordeal was the isolation.  Normally if you get sick you don’t have to live in the garage for 15 days.  I’ve had enough YouTube gardening videos, guitar, MLB The Show and porn to last a lifetime.  

Anyways, I don’t think I get counted in the “recovered” numbers until I get the results of the standard, but I’m back in the house.  So fingers crossed this thing is truly over.

 

[Blarg]

27 minutes ago, Adam said:

How did Carrot Top get into the stadium?

[Jason]

Just now, Blarg said:

How did Carrot Top get into the stadium?

Could be Kathy Griffin 

[Lhalo]

Not the Onion:

Beware the COVID menu police: California cracks down on outdoor restaurants with new rule that requires customers to order a 'meal' with alcohol - and wings, cheese sticks, calamari and fries are NOT considered meals

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8550183/California-lists-foods-arent-meals-COVID-dining-guidelines.html

[Blarg]

Yeah but Newsom is saving lives!

[gotbeer]

6 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Not the Onion:

Beware the COVID menu police: California cracks down on outdoor restaurants with new rule that requires customers to order a 'meal' with alcohol - and wings, cheese sticks, calamari and fries are NOT considered meals

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8550183/California-lists-foods-arent-meals-COVID-dining-guidelines.html

Buffalo Wild Wings and Wing Stop disagree.  And it's racist to say that pot stickers and egg rolls aren't also meals.  And millions eat prepackaged sandwiches for lunch, so it's not good enough with a beer?

[Lou]

Just now, gotbeer said:

And millions eat prepackaged sandwiches for lunch, so it's not good enough with a beer?

No

[Blarg]

Two beers, then. 

[Blarg]

I didn't see bats on the not a meal list. 

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Two beers, then. 

Make it 3 beers and no sandwich and you have a deal.

[Blarg]

I'm buying, see you at lunch. 

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I'm buying, see you at lunch. 

I'm a maybe.

[Blarg]

#metoo

[St1ck]

Is soup a meal?

[Blarg]

According to Campbell's it is. 

[Adam]

46 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Safe to assume Fauci was tested before the game. 

He should take a page from Daniel Day-Lewis and never break character

[Blarg]

Maybe Lewis will come out of retirement to play Fauci in a Covid-19 documentary. 

Baldwin can play Trump so it becomes a groundbreaking Docu-Comedy.

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

According to Campbell's it is. 

 

[Jason]

I routinely order off the appetizer menu and consider it my meal 

[Blarg]

The people's republic of California disagrees.

[RallyMo]

11 minutes ago, Jason said:

I routinely order off the appetizer menu and consider it my meal 

"I will have all of these and an iced tea, please."

[Tank]

42 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I'm buying, see you at lunch. 

I’ll bring the blueberry scones.

 

*apologies to @mrwicked

[RallyMo]

This flu has legs.

[RallyMo]

@mymerlincat, what happened to your daily death count posts?

[Lhalo]

4 hours ago, fishbulb said:

This flu has legs.

I’m out on the Colorado River enjoying life right now. Suck on deez bitchez.