Predict Stonemans First Move

[Homebrewer]

Delmon Young was just DFA by Baltimore....

[Stradling]

Pissing off most of the regulars here

[tdawg87]

Probably sometime after he eats dinner.

[nate]

[Docwaukee]

A nap

Prune smoothie

xbox

another nap

[Mark68]

Stepping down from his interim position.

[Make Angels Great Again]

Miguel Tejada brought out of retirement.

[Jimmag]

His greatest move will be no move.

[AngelsFaninGA]

Nothing. Even after he's resigned for 5 years at season's end, he will make no transactions for the remainder of his tenure. 

[Richard]

Mike Sweeney for Kotchman.

[wopphil]

Stepping down from his interim position.

In 2021.

[DMVol]

First move will be minor league call ups on Sept 1st....

[Make Angels Great Again]

I'll laugh my ass off if he makes some kind of killer trade for a big bat without losing much.

[Homebrewer]

Sending Jackie Autry a nice bouquet?

[Stradling]

Well whatever he does will be done with what he thinks is the best interest of the team since he won't make any moves out of fear of losing his position.

[Inside Pitch]

My guess is his first move was calling the Sutherland brothers and asking them what they are doing the next 3 months..  

[JoJo26]

Put the band back together:

 

Dallas MacPherson

Jeff Mathis

Jean Segura

Alexi Amarista

John Lackey

Francisco Rodriguez

Peter Borjous

 

[laagamer]

*walks into clubhouse naked with huge swinging dick*

 

"I'm back bitches"

 

 

That's how I'd do it. 

[Homebrewer]

The Cowboy and Jackie, and Disney, never had the kind of money that Arte is willing to spend (or eat). Arte has much reason to build some good will and positive vibe around the team. Lets say Arte give him the checkbook....what will he buy?

[gotbeer]

Get a new chair for his office.

[tomsred]

You will never know what his first move will be until well after it's made, and even then he won't give you any details.  Nothing leaks from Stoneman, he has the most appropriate last name in baseball.

[CaliAngel]

Mike Scioscia contract extension for another decade.

[QuinlansMinion]

I'll laugh my ass off if he makes some kind of killer trade for a big bat without losing much.

Big bats are rare in MLB these days.  There arent any available.  

[Homebrewer]

Move his Commodore 64 into JD's office.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

I think he's about finished with the Joyce for Harper deal.