SCOTUS: Same Sex Marriage Legal Nationwide

[Schildog]

juan savage is credited is a writer on don't want no short dick man

[juansavage1]

I get the feeling that people here think I'm gay. I'm not. I can prove it in several ways. 

 

1. My Rhapsody playlist. 

2. My car, as I've mentioned. 

3. My clothing is anti-stylish, although I recognize that it's so anti-style that it might actually be considered purposely butch. 

4. I'm married to a woman and we engage in relations, when she's not mad at me. 

5. I don't understand why my wife is mad at me. 

6. I don't just attend sporting events, which even chicks do. I actually read sports magazines and websites (which chicks don't do). 

7. I like good stereo, Sears tool department, mechanical watches as opposed to Diesel, guns, cars, Tilted Kilt, computers, computer games, and not cats (you can ask my cats). A gay man might like two of the things on that list, but not all of them. 

8. I'm the only one on this board who didn't gush about Collin Cowgill's abs. 

9. I fix at least two things a year. 

10. My hygiene is adequate, but nothing to gush over. 

11. The only things ever to enter my body have been food, medical equipment, Qtips, and a nose hair trimmer, if that counts. 

12. I have nose hair and remove it only upon request. 

Edited September 15, 2015 by Juan Savage

[Blarg]

That's a shit ton of over compensating.

So..., you're Gay.

[TobiasFunke]

Juan is the gift that keeps on giving

[Schildog]

makes sense as he's the top. 

[Angelsjunky]

I get the feeling that people here think I'm gay. I'm not. I can prove it in several ways. 

 

1. My Rhapsody playlist. 

2. My car, as I've mentioned. 

3. My clothing is anti-stylish, although I recognize that it's so anti-style that it might actually be considered purposely butch. 

4. I'm married to a woman and we engage in relations, when she's not mad at me. 

5. I don't understand why my wife is mad at me. 

6. I don't just attend sporting events, which even chicks do. I actually read sports magazines and websites (which chicks don't do). 

7. I like good stereo, Sears tool department, mechanical watches as opposed to Diesel, guns, cars, Tilted Kilt, computers, computer games, and not cats (you can ask my cats). A gay man might like two of the things on that list, but not all of them. 

8. I'm the only one on this board who didn't gush about Collin Cowgill's abs. 

9. I fix at least two things a year. 

10. My hygiene is adequate, but nothing to gush over. 

11. The only things ever to enter my body have been food, medical equipment, Qtips, and a nose hair trimmer, if that counts. 

12. I have nose hair and remove it only upon request. 

 

[red321]

That's a whole lot of AW HOF meme's in one post

Edited September 16, 2015 by red321

[red321]

[Glen]

Meanwhile, back at the gay marriage ranch: Davis looks to be bound for another jail sentence and that group of nutjobs determined to prove that militias are as unhinged as you think they are, the Oath Keepers, are determined to step in on her behalf, with weapons.

 

http://www.teaparty.org/video-oathkeepers-vow-guard-kim-davis-imprisonment-118523/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=video-oathkeepers-vow-guard-kim-davis-imprisonment

 

Time to enforce that "well regulated" part of the second amendment.

[TobiasFunke]

If I wasn't American I would be so fascinated with Americans.

[red321]

If I wasn't American I would be so fascinated with Americans.

 

Sometimes we make me sad

[juansavage1]

It would be interesting to see if the Supreme Court reverses it's decision (the next president will replace gins berg, souter, and maybe kennedy), if there will be any protests from the other side.

I doubt it because from the posts here liberals just follow the law.

[Spirit]

America. We are the worst reality show ever.

[juansavage1]

America. We are the worst reality show ever.

Really? Compared to whom? 

[TobiasFunke]

America is the best reality show ever. We have all the drama and more!

[Spirit]

Really? Compared to whom? 

 

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

[juansavage1]

Regarding #11, I'll never trust a man who says he's never stuck his finger in his ass at least once.

The rule is that you can do what's necessary for hygiene, but things get suspicious if you pass the first knuckle. Using another man's finger probably ceases speculation.   

[the dude abides]

Sad day for Dems, as Democratic stalwart Kim Davis switches parties:

 

http://www.salon.com/2015/09/25/kim_davis_breaks_from_democrats_declares_herself_republican_mere_hours_before_a_family_research_council_gala_in_her_honor/

[Angelsjunky]

We've lost one of our finest.

[juansavage1]

Sad day for Dems, as Democratic stalwart Kim Davis switches parties:

 

http://www.salon.com/2015/09/25/kim_davis_breaks_from_democrats_declares_herself_republican_mere_hours_before_a_family_research_council_gala_in_her_honor/

Cheer up. You still have her on your side: 

 

[Glen]

What does that have to do with anything we're discussing?

[juansavage1]

This screams closeted homosexual. I'm sorry you were raised to be so ashamed of who you truly are. You can go past the knuckle if you want.

I just spent 72 hours straight on the gay Internet and I can assure you that I don't fit the profile at all.

[Kevin]

What does that have to do with anything we're discussing?

You're just now asking this?

[juansavage1]

What does that have to do with anything we're discussing?

Well, you're sad because the Democrats lost Davis and I was just trying to cheer you up by telling you that a lot of Dems are staying loyal to progress. 

[hen3ry]

I just spent 72 hours straight on the gay Internet and I can assure you that I don't fit the profile at all.

 

I tried looking for the gay internet once, but I couldn't figure out how to plug a male cord into a male socket.