Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Blarg]

Yeah, that is a crackup.  Regardless of looks, women love to constantly reassure each other that they are "beautiful".

 

Hence why Glen is so disappointed in lesbian porn movies and how it doesn't depict real life.

[yk9001]

Prize to the first person who copies from their social media something to the effect of:

 

"It was hard getting up an hour earlier with the time change... but that (crossfit/workout/run) was worth it.

[Brandon]

I was talking to a dude yesterday that owned a chain store and how he expected someone or more people to use that as an excuse to be late and while talking about he contacted an employee late to work that used that as their excuse for not being at work.

[meat]

Prize to the first person who copies from their social media something to the effect of:

 

"It was hard getting up an hour earlier with the time change... but that (crossfit/workout/run) was worth it.

I sprung forward and sprung out of bed!! It's Turbo Kick Certification day!! We start at 9am. Hope everyone else remembered to set their clocks LOL! wink emotic

[yk9001]

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There it is!

 

 

Although that one isn't quite what I was looking for.  It sounds like that is an instructor.  I was looking more for the humblebrag.

[Ray McKigney]

Posted on FB by an otherwise seemingly normal adult female. 

 

[Hollyw00d]

Fitness chick and all their pep talks and inspirational quotes.  

 

Chick teachers and how hard they work to make the world better.  They tend to post a lot during school hours.

[Adam]

I'll never understand some people. One minute ur great friends and the next ur treated like an outsider. U try to be a good person who listens, never judges, truly cares and loves but then gets tossed to the side and treated fake, like u were never anybody. Feels great!!  Whatever. 
Ok. Pitty party table for one! Lol. Rants over. I feel better

[Brandon]

I hate people that type ur

[Taylor]

I hate people that type ur

 

Me 2

[yk9001]

 

 

These people live among us.

Edited March 11, 2015 by yk9001

[Adam]

It amazes me how hypocritical people can be sometimes

 

Not a whole lot of life experience for this young soul

[meat]

Success is all about YOU. Significance is all about OTHERS. Once you get a taste of significance, success will never wet your appitite. Live your life with â€ª 

#purpose   

 

 

These fitness broads take themselves WAY too seriously.

Edited March 11, 2015 by meat

[yk9001]

Success is all about YOU. Significance is all about OTHERS. Once you get a taste of significance, success will never wet your appitite. Live your life with â€ª 

#purpose   

 

I've read it three times and I can't figure out what it means.

[mp170.6]

I can't stand the ladies who complain about being "fat" despite being 5 foot 6 and about 120 pounds. 

The ultimate insult to other ladies on their friends' lists who are heavier. 

[wopphil]

One of my Facebook friends posted an absolute gem. It's a quote:

"Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now."

But the kicker is that the quote is set to a backdrop photo of Mr. Rogers, sitting on his stairwell of his make believe living room. Apparently it would have been his birthday today, if he hadn't died years ago, and this must be some kind of tribute or something. I guess like the "in loving memory" stickers Latinos put on their Expeditions and Astro vans.

Edited March 11, 2015 by wopphil

[1nutkruk]

I can't stand the ladies who complain about being "fat" despite being 5 foot 6 and about 120 pounds. 

The ultimate insult to other ladies on their friends' lists who are heavier. 

They constantly need validation.

[1nutkruk]

[mp170.6]

I guess by claiming to be fat, they are trolling for people to reassure them by vehemently disagreeing? 

[meat]

I guess by claiming to be fat, they are trolling for people to reassure them by vehemently disagreeing? 

Of course!

In high school, that reassurance generally led to a beej.

[Hollyw00d]

Success is all about YOU. Significance is all about OTHERS. Once you get a taste of significance, success will never wet your appitite. Live your life with â€ª 

#purpose   

 

 

These fitness broads take themselves WAY too seriously.

Lol @ "purpose" being a hashtag. That is gold

[Hollyw00d]

Your purpose is to spend half your waking hours posting BS on twitter and facebook that no one cares about

[Hollyw00d]

I've read it three times and I can't figure out what it means.

Its a roundabout way of saying "I'm better than you" in an "inspiring" way

[Hollyw00d]

I saw a dude with a tattoo of a pit bull on his arm and i thought of you

I'll let you guess the ethnicity

[mp170.6]

Of course!

In high school, that reassurance generally led to a beej.

 

What if we reassured women over 200 pounds they are not skinny?