Dog Eats Paralyzed Man’s Testicle As He Sleeps

[nate]

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle-as-he-sleeps/#.Uflnaqjx9eQ.twitter

[mtangelsfan]

I have a lot of questions........

[mrwicked]

didnt this happen to a guy's foot a while back too?

 

prepare yourself: zombie dogs are coming.

[gotbeer]

He should watch where he drops his peanut butter.

[mancini79]

Small, white, fluffy dogs are natural born killers.

[mtangelsfan]

Maybe Benji just wanted a ball to play with.

[Glen]

(Jay Leno voice) Man, that dog has some ball doing that. 

[Ray McKigney]

 

The man, who has not been identified, was taken to St. Bernard’s Regional Hospital for treatment to his injuries.

 

 

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! That can't be real.

[katie]

Small, white, fluffy dogs are natural born killers.

It didn't kill him. If it was a pitbull it probably would have. Or the kid next door. All in due time.

[Taylor]

According to the comments (which are good for some lulz), dogs can detect cancer by smelling them— so it's possible the dude had testicular cancer and the dog was doing him a favor.

[2002_halos_II]

Some times you feel like a nut

some times you don't

 

 

But yeah that had to hurt.

[vlad27]

Well that sucks - maybe our season isn't the worst thing that can happen

[IEAngelsfan]

Is that what happened to Beltre?

[2002_halos_II]

Sounds odd the shelter didn't test the dog for rabies before adopting it out.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Sounds odd the shelter didn't test the dog for rabies before adopting it out.

 

I'm sure that they did, and that the dog was given a rabies vaccine. Just SOP in a dog bite case.

[mancini79]

Dog was just getting even.

[tdawg87]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.

[ELEVEN]

(Jay Leno voice) Man, that dog has some ball doing that. 

I wasn't really grossed out until Leno's voice.