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[Billy_Ball]

11 hours ago, Troll Daddy said:

Nice jinx guys 

Damn.  It did.  What the hell...

[Homebrewer]

471 and benched for Pennington. ( 0-3  2k)

hahahahaha ..I love you Scioscia.

[tomsred]

He got into it anyway in the ninth, and did his thing.  He's a player on both sides of the ball!

[Angel Oracle]

No more demotions to AAA!

He is as ready as he will ever be.

[tomsred]

2 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

No more demotions to AAA!

He is as ready as he will ever be.

That's right AO, just let him play.  He was born to be paired with Simba.

[Homebrewer]

22 minutes ago, tomsred said:

That's right AO, just let him play.  He was born to be paired with Simba.

Kalimba

[Lou]

Andrelwart 

[tdawg87]

Cowfart

[IEAngelsfan]

Simcow

[Second Base]

Gotta think that at this point @tdawg87 is sporting a chubby. 

[tdawg87]

Just now, Scotty@AW said:

Gotta think that at this point @tdawg87 is sporting a chubby. 

Wow you're really going out on a limb there Scotty.

[ettin]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Wow you're really going out on a limb there Scotty.

A 3 ft. limb, amirite tdawg?!?!?

[tdawg87]

I'm 5 foot 4 inches. 

Those are two different measurements.

[Billy_Ball]

.471

[Second Base]

10 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Wow you're really going out on a limb there Scotty.

Ok better question. I know that Trout's wood (bat) and Simmons' hand (glove) turn you on. But how strong is your attraction to baseball. Does Maldonado's arm? How about someone more mediocre like JC Ramirez. Are 98 mph fastballs sexy enough?

[Billy_Ball]

Tough day, but on the bright side...

.476

 

[Rico]

Haven't had a chance to catch a game.  How does he look turning a double play?

[HaloSpurs]

3 hours ago, Rico said:

Haven't had a chance to catch a game.  How does he look turning a double play?

Beautiful

[Billy_Ball]

.480

[Angel Oracle]

Two more hits and first SB on Tuesday night

[krAbs]

9 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Two more hits and first SB on Tuesday night

^^Also an error, but I'm more than willing to chalk that up to being new at the position.

6 days of play in, and while he obviously won't be able to keep up this clip...I can't help but feel cautious optimism creeping in.

[krAbs]

Just now, hangin n wangin said:

Cautiously optimistic?? This guy is the GOAT.

He DOES make Trout look like the fat turd he is.

[UndertheHalo]

Worthless bust until he hits a couple of massive dongs. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

12 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Worthless bust until he hits a couple of massive dongs. 

Chicks do love the massive dongs.

[AngelsLakersFan]

ZiPs and Steamer have now upgraded his rest-of-season forecast to a wRC+ of 64 and 85 respectively.

ZiPs has had him at 60 forever, and Steamer has pushed him up from the 60's at the start of the year to 82 when he was called up.