Texas Rangers hazing. Good lord

[ukyah]

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/11/21/rangers-prospects-likely-to-be-charged-with-sexual-assault-of-a-teammate-in-a-hazing-incident/

 

three things to take from this article.

1. rougned odor has a brother named rougned odor.

2. 4 guys masturbated a teammate...and that's hazing?

3. there's a video.

[ScruffytheJanitor]

This is the weirdest form of hazing I have ever heard of. 

[Make Angels Great Again]

Sometimes I feel like that organization just tries to give everyone else material to make fun of them with.

[Ray McKigney]

Would have been a lot better if it was done by a bunch of hot, young chicks. Those guys sound like gheys to me.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Gayzing?

[ten ocho recon scout]

And shouldnt it be the guy getting hazed giving the handjobs? not getting? there was sounds more like a "welcome aboard, glad to have you with us" than a "know your place, boot".

 

[Second Base]

There's hazing and then there's holding someone down and masturbating on them.

[Second Base]

This one sounds like that latter.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 minute ago, Scotty@AW said:

There's hazing and then there's holding someone down and masturbating on them.

If that doesnt become someones signature on here, im gonna be pissed.

[Oz27]

This is seriously fucked up. I really hope people don't use this as a joke, because it's too messed up for that.

[Blarg]

Looks like Oz missed most of the replies.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

14 minutes ago, Scotty@AW said:

There's hazing and then there's holding someone down and masturbating on them.

The article said the four players "masturbated him", not ON him.  I really hope they didn't use pine tar. 

 

[Angel Oracle]

9 minutes ago, Angel Dog and Beer said:

The article said the four players "masturbated him", not ON him.  I really hope they didn't use pine tar. 

 

Or urine

[Oz27]

16 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Looks like Oz missed most of the replies.

I saw it. I was mostly hoping the people who will comment on this in the future would be better than joking about a sexual assault.

[Angel Oracle]

One can joke about it, while still having a negative view on it.   Obviously, this is not the Halos way of hazing.

Dressing in outlandish outfits is still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what the Rangers do. 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

I guess it's a good thing no one talked about the "Free Range Chicken mascot".... Other, than it was stuffed and disappeared. 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

So the real question is, how many kids did the Odor's have that they named them all the same?..... Over/Under?

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

50 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

If that doesnt become someones signature on here, im gonna be pissed.

Yeah, I would...But, I don't know how to do it.

[gotbeer]

13 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

One can joke about it, while still having a negative view on it.   Obviously, this is not the Halos way of hazing.

Dressing in outlandish outfits is still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what the Rangers do. 

Just remember.  This wasn't at the pro level.  This was at their Dominican academy.  Angels would never have this happen.  Because we think international involvement is taboo.

[Angel Oracle]

13 minutes ago, SlappyUtilityMIF said:

So the real question is, how many kids did the Odor's have that they named them all the same?..... Over/Under?

George Foreman nods head in approval.

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

19 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Just remember.  This wasn't at the pro level.  This was at their Dominican academy.  Angels would never have this happen.  Because we think international involvement is taboo.

Exactly, Gotta have an Academy in the DR to have Phacked up $HIT happen there!.....

[Homebrewer]

I'll bet they were all holding pictures of Ian Kinsler.. 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

18 minutes ago, Homebrewer said:

I'll bet they were all holding pictures of Ian Kinsler.. 

Well, to be fair it wasn't reeeeally a true circle until Ian sealed it.

[JAHV76]

Figures Odor seems like a jerkoff 

[AngelArcher]

Maybe when this Odor fellow was accused, he gave his brother's name instead of his. Lol