Terrible mistake!

[LegendaryPujols#5]

I mistakenly cancelled the whole topic!!! 

[mtangelsfan]

[Adam]

I've had an obnoxious amount of shrinkage today. Not sure what is going on

[Brandon]

when i had hernia surgery yesterday one of the nurses shaved my entire pube area with a towel over my dick, but i noticed she kept pulling it down or adjusting it to look at my dick all while having no issue touching it or adjusting it while another female nurse looked on. i want to say it was awkward, but it was kind of cool. too bad i was cold as shit in just a surgery gown and had shrinkage myself.

[Blarg]

I don't even want to recite how much exposure and handling of my privates were for a 5 month period but the abuse did result in a turtle effect that lasted for a month or more. Too much said already.

[Adam]

Did you mumble under your breath.."huh huh arghhh shrinkage."?

[LegendaryPujols#5]

what are you guys about?

[Jobu]

40 minutes ago, LegendaryPujols#5 said:

I mistakenly cancelled the whole topic!!! 

It's probably for the best. Blarg dropped the best Victor's Mom joke and Chuck probably would have been forced to shut down the board. 

[Jobu]

Just now, LegendaryPujols#5 said:

what are you guys about?

Pubes

[the dude abides]

23 minutes ago, Adam said:

I've had an obnoxious amount of shrinkage today. Not sure what is going on

Winter?

Whiskey?

 

[Blarg]

3 minutes ago, Jobu said:

It's probably for the best. Blarg dropped the best Victor's Mom joke and Chuck probably would have been forced to shut down the board. 

Woah... that knucklehead deleted that thread? Ban his ass for incompetence.

[the dude abides]

Ever since the election last week, I've been thinking about this.... if Trump throws out the first pitch during a Nats game, what will he throw?

Fastball inside?  Fastball down the middle?  Slider?  Cutter?  4-seam?  Will he pitch from the top of the hill like W?

I wonder if he's considered this.  

Does the White House have a bullpen for him to practice?

[Homebrewer]

Is it Thursday already?

[Jason]

28 minutes ago, the dude abides said:

Ever since the election last week, I've been thinking about this.... if Trump throws out the first pitch during a Nats game, what will he throw?

Fastball inside?  Fastball down the middle?  Slider?  Cutter?  4-seam?  Will he pitch from the top of the hill like W?

I wonder if he's considered this.  

Does the White House have a bullpen for him to practice?

Whatever it is it will be beautiful, a really great pitch.

[Ohtaniland]

54 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I don't even want to recite how much exposure and handling of my privates were for a 5 month period but the abuse did result in a turtle effect that lasted for a month or more. Too much said already.

Gelding?

[Jobu]

1 hour ago, Angels N Skins said:

Whatever it is it will be beautiful, a really great pitch.

The best pitch, folks. 

[tomsred]

2 hours ago, the dude abides said:

Ever since the election last week, I've been thinking about this.... if Trump throws out the first pitch during a Nats game, what will he throw?

Fastball inside?  Fastball down the middle?  Slider?  Cutter?  4-seam?  Will he pitch from the top of the hill like W?

I wonder if he's considered this.  

Does the White House have a bullpen for him to practice?

He will throw a fastball to Sarah Palin (newly appointed Secretary of the Interior), she will miss it, and it will hit her in the ....um,  crotch.  He will think it's funny, then get back on his bus and go back to the White House.

[Angel Oracle]

Didn't Palin say that Teddy Roosevelt invented baseball?

[the dude abides]

3 hours ago, Jobu said:

The best pitch, folks. 

A classy pitch.

 

[m0nkey]

No one respects pitches more than he does

[Jobu]

His pitching technique: "Grab 'em by the seams!"

[ettin]

A tremendous pitch, probably the most beautiful pitch I've ever seen. That pitch is so tremendous it will destroy ISIL. Some might tell you its a rigged pitch but trust me it will Make America Great Again!

*Jackie Robinson turns over in his grave*

[Mark68]

I know more abut pitching than even the pitchers do. Believe me!

[arch stanton]

The ball is rigged. They want my pitch to fail to try to make me look bad. If the ball isn't rigged it'll be a 95 MPH strike. Otherwise it must be somebody else who is screwing it up. Maybe a fat woman.

[Junkballer]

I think my patio table wants me.