Terrible mistake!

[VariousCrap]

18 hours ago, Adam said:

I've had an obnoxious amount of shrinkage today. Not sure what is going on

 

You're white.

[Slegnaac]

16 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Didn't Palin say that Teddy Roosevelt invented baseball?

Are you saying that he didn't ? 

[19HALO71]

This thread has my vote as "Thread Of The Year".

Cannot breathe, too funny.

Go Halos!!!

[Blarg]

Actually the thread of the year was the one the OP deleted.

[greginpsca]

The terrible mistake i just made was not turning off MLB channel after Hot Stove ended. Whoever gave Christopher Russo  a tv show should be fired and jailed. Russo has to be the most nauseating person who has a job in the baseball realm.

 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

20 hours ago, Adam said:

Did you mumble under your breath.."huh huh arghhh shrinkage."?

 

 

[JAHV76]

1 minute ago, SlappyUtilityMIF said:

 

 

So many great scenes during this Seinfeld episode. Especially the Kramer lobster scenes.

[Angel Oracle]

35 minutes ago, greginpsca said:

The terrible mistake i just made was not turning off MLB channel after Hot Stove ended. Whoever gave Christopher Russo  a tv show should be fired and jailed. Russo has to be the most nauseating person who has a job in the baseball realm.

 

Must be something in the Russo name.   Both Chris and Vince (pro wrestling creative guy) are generally regarded as unmitigated dweebs.

[Guest]

This threads reminds me of the cystoscopy I had last week. Terrible experience. There was shrinkage involved.

[Blarg]

Been through that too many times.

[ten ocho recon scout]

22 hours ago, the dude abides said:

Ever since the election last week, I've been thinking about this.... if Trump throws out the first pitch during a Nats game, what will he throw?

Fastball inside?  Fastball down the middle?  Slider?  Cutter?  4-seam?  Will he pitch from the top of the hill like W?

I wonder if he's considered this.  

Does the White House have a bullpen for him to practice?

One thing is for sure, hes gonna throw the best pitch ever and all of the baseballers are gonna love him for it. 

Then he'll make fun of lou gherig for his disease.

[Junkballer]

[Tank]

On 11/18/2016 at 10:51 AM, failos said:

This threads reminds me of the cystoscopy I had last week. Terrible experience. There was shrinkage involved.

I've had one and it was miserable. Going to have another one after they destroy my kidney stones. Would rather do just about anything else.

[Tank]

On 11/18/2016 at 10:30 AM, SlappyUtilityMIF said:

 

 

I'm suddenly hungry for some scrambled eggs with lobster.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Tank said:

I've had one and it was miserable. Going to have another one after they destroy my kidney stones. Would rather do just about anything else.

I will never ever do that procedure again unless I'm drugged. Like you said, I'd rather do anything else. 

The doctor couldn't even get the thing into my bladder because I couldn't relax. I yelped like a little puppy. The dr. said it's because I'm young.

I hope you get better, Tank—kidney stones must really suck. 

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

I've had one and it was miserable. Going to have another one after they destroy my kidney stones. Would rather do just about anything else.

Oh Tank, there are much worse procedures a doctor can put you through so don't tempt fate.

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, failos said:

I will never ever do that procedure again unless I'm drugged. Like you said, I'd rather do anything else. 

The doctor couldn't even get the thing into my bladder because I couldn't relax. I yelped like a little puppy. The dr. said it's because I'm young.

I hope you get better, Tank—kidney stones must really suck. 

You probably looked down. Don't look down, look at the monitor and enjoy the Monsanto ride to Inner Space.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

You probably looked down. Don't look down, look at the monitor and enjoy the Monsanto ride to Inner Space.

I was looking at the monitor! I'm not exactly sure what happened, but it was very excruciating pain because the doctor kept attempting to pass into the bladder.

 

Anyways, that's probably too much infomation.

[Blarg]

Naw, you were just a virgin. I'm sure the next time will go easier.

The guy did inject you with the numbing jell before hand, right? 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

Naw, you were just a virgin. I'm sure the next time will go easier.

The guy did inject you with the numbing jell before hand, right? 

I actually had two hot nurses inject lidocaine lol.

[Brandon]

 

[Dick B Back]

I am fighting a case of Pujols Foot Disease.

 

carry on.