Teenage girl viciously beaten at Brooklyn McDonalds

[Blarg]

Bought the paper two weeks ago. There were never ending bins of paper with multiple themes at Target. Almost got the dinosaurs in elf outfits instead. Then realized it would be crass to wrap Christmas gifts in imaginary animals that never existed because the world isn't that old. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

17 hours ago, arch stanton said:

I didn't wrap. I put them in some old Timberland and Columbia bags I had in the cabinet and stapled them shut. It's the most undeniably white man thing ever. 

Every year i tell myself to grow up and wrap gifts sober, and not last minute

 

Im at a bar now, headed to a christmas party after, and have to wrap tonight....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ive learned the 5 dollar bag of bows with scotch tape suffice....

 

 

I seriously need to get my shit together some years

[ten ocho recon scout]

9 hours ago, Taylor said:

Rapping paper

Merry christmas to tha bitches and ho ho hos....

 

 

(PS, this is your 3rd zinger in like 24 hours, well done)

[ten ocho recon scout]

5 hours ago, Jason said:

We need more anti-racism things like this. Thank you sir!

Until some kid tears open the gift, whipe ripping the santa apart, and someone tweets about the hate it shows

[Lou]

Dollar store. 

Gift bags. 

 

 

 

Dumbasses.

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Until some kid tears open the gift, whipe ripping the santa apart, and someone tweets about the hate it shows

Fuck, there is going to be a lot of racism tomorrow. 

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Every year i tell myself to grow up and wrap gifts sober, and not last minute

 

Im at a bar now, headed to a christmas party after, and have to wrap tonight....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ive learned the 5 dollar bag of bows with scotch tape suffice....

 

 

I seriously need to get my shit together some years

 

Just wait till you find out in the morning that you wrapped your gun in one of the packages.

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Merry christmas to tha bitches and ho ho hos....

 

 

(PS, this is your 3rd zinger in like 24 hours, well done)

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 12/24/2021 at 7:36 PM, gotbeer said:

 

Just wait till you find out in the morning that you wrapped your gun in one of the packages.

I literally did that this year (my GF did at least). Picked it up a few weeks ago, but like a nerd, turned it into a gift. Finally had my ralphie moment

[Tank]

19 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I literally did that this year (my GF did at least). Picked it up a few weeks ago, but like a nerd, turned it into a gift. Finally had my ralphie moment

Did you shoot your eye out?

Edited December 27, 2021 by Tank

[gotbeer]

5 hours ago, Tank said:

Did you shook your eye out?

That's why they banned dancing in a rural southwestern town called Beaumont.

[Taylor]

13 hours ago, Tank said:

Did you shook your eye out?

That would be some violent shaking.

[Tank]

[ten ocho recon scout]

18 hours ago, Tank said:

Did you shoot your eye out?

Wrong movie this time. The quote here was "go ahead, make my Christmas day"

[Jason]

5 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Wrong movie this time. The quote here was "go ahead, make my Christmas day"

Is that a model 29? 

[Lou]

Speaking of A Christmas Story...

https://screenrant.com/game-thrones-season-8-christmas-story-line-details/amp/

[Jason]

5 hours ago, Lou said:

Speaking of A Christmas Story...

https://screenrant.com/game-thrones-season-8-christmas-story-line-details/amp/

Mmmm…..piss

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 12/27/2021 at 4:34 PM, Jason said:

Is that a model 29? 

Yessir

Im not a big shooter. Will likely never shoot it... and will likely be too cheap to ever buy ammo for it

 

But its still cool as hell

[Jason]

14 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Yessir

Im not a big shooter. Will likely never shoot it... and will likely be too cheap to ever buy ammo for it

 

But its still cool as hell

Beautiful gun 

[Jason]

54 minutes ago, cals said:

You’re such a homo

I don’t think most homos would appreciate that firearm as much as myself or TORS does 

[Jason]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

Don’t drag TORS into this.  

Since guns are penis substitutes and you’re gushing about how beautiful one is that makes you a flaming homo.

Ok

[Blarg]

Cals owned a full sized Chevey pickup so he is the expert in substitution and low self esteem. 

[Blarg]

Hah, yeah the Triumph Spitfire is right up there with red Ferraris as status symbols of wealth and over compensation. 

How is that Euro diesel of yours running these days? Isn't that a wannabe Porsche Cayenne with a VW badge?

[Adam]

When Cals and Blarg finally have intercourse this site is going to hit the shits

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

I think we’re safe.  Blarg hasn’t even seen his penis in 22 years.

Does this mean there won't be a picnic in an abandoned lot?