Trumped

[Crampknees]

This is beautiful.  Selling bibles while sweeping every event at his club championship.  He is a God. 

[RallyMo]

19 hours ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

 

The end result here is more Bibles ending up in people's hands. Isn't that a good thing?

 

18 hours ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

 

Your mental gymnastics are a sight to behold.

 

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, Crampknees said:

This is beautiful.  Selling bibles while sweeping every event at his club championship.  He is a God. 

Just a couple warm up rounds until he wins The Masters next week. 

[Crampknees]

53 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Just a couple warm up rounds until he wins The Masters next week. 

He won the Senior Masters there this week even though it doesn't exist, and still has that par 3 thing before he puts on the green jacket. It will go well with his 8 Emmy's. 

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Crampknees said:

This is beautiful.  Selling bibles while sweeping every event at his club championship.  He is a God. 

The equivalent of a deadbeat dad giving himself a Lifetime Achievement Award in parenting.

[Spirit]

My favorite Trump Bible story is from back in 2016, when he was asked about his favorite Bible verse.  He struggled to come up with one, but finally offered up "an eye for an eye."

If anyone injures his neighbor, as he has done it shall be done to him, 20 fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth; whatever injury he has given a person shall be given to him.

What's funny about him picking that verse, is that it's the only Old Testament verse that Jesus specifically said doesn't apply anymore. 

“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ 39 But I say to you, do not show opposition against an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other toward him also.

If only Donald knew that.

 

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, Spirit said:

My favorite Trump Bible story is from back in 2016, when he was asked about his favorite Bible verse.  He struggled to come up with one, but finally offered up "an eye for an eye."

If anyone injures his neighbor, as he has done it shall be done to him, 20 fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth; whatever injury he has given a person shall be given to him.

What's funny about him picking that verse, is that it's the only Old Testament verse that Jesus specifically said doesn't apply anymore. 

“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ 39 But I say to you, do not show opposition against an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other toward him also.

If only Donald knew that.

 

Every time Donald picks up a Bible, his hands burn.

[Jason]

3 hours ago, Crampknees said:

This is beautiful.  Selling bibles while sweeping every event at his club championship.  He is a God. 

LMAO! This was a sure thing, just like revealing who made the cover of next month's Oprah magazine. 

[Kevin]

42 minutes ago, Jason said:

LMAO! This was a sure thing, just like revealing who made the cover of next month's Oprah magazine. 

This reminds me of when Putin scored eight goals in a game. I don't know how he did so well facing such elite defense and goaltending. I guess fear was just a motivating factor. 

 

 

[Jason]

40 minutes ago, Kevin said:

This reminds me of when Putin scored eight goals in a game. I don't know how he did so well facing such elite defense and goaltending. I guess fear was just a motivating factor. 

 

 

Maybe he had a great instructor 

[Kevin]

18 minutes ago, Jason said:

Maybe he had a great instructor 

Possible. I'll go with this though.

 

[Taylor]

The Office is such a great show. It's hard to believe that it premiered 19 years ago.

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

The Office is such a great show. It's hard to believe that it premiered 19 years ago.

There’s always a daily reminder of how quick we age. 

[St1ck]

Very stable. Very genius.

Trump Targets Judge’s Daughter Again After Being Hit With Gag Order
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/03/28/trump-again-targets-judges-daughter-in-new-york-criminal-case/

[Taylor]

14 hours ago, St1ck said:

Very stable. Very genius.

Trump Targets Judge’s Daughter Again After Being Hit With Gag Order
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/03/28/trump-again-targets-judges-daughter-in-new-york-criminal-case/

Gag orders are woke.

[cals]

43 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Gag orders are woke.

Usually you're ordered not to gag, right?

[Taylor]

49 minutes ago, cals said:

Usually you're ordered not to gag, right?

You seem to mention it a lot in the weird PMs you send me at 2 in the morning.

[Jason]

4 hours ago, cals said:

Usually you're ordered not to gag, right?

 

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

You seem to mention it a lot in the weird PMs you send me at 2 in the morning.

This is getting hot 

[UndertheHalo]

DONALD PROMISED THE BIBLE IN 4-6 WEEKS AND YET DELIVERED IT IN 4-6 DAYS.  PROMISES MADE AND PROMISES KEPT. 
 

 

So it’s a Bible.  In large print as you can see.  Pretty simple.  It also has a Declaration of Independence part in the back.  And also a “muh freedom” babble tune in the back.  I’m pretty sure this is the song from air shows I’ve been to.   Also I believe this is Lee Greenwoods signature? or a facsimile anyway lol.  Anyway.  I am pleased to have lit money on fire with this acquisition.  

Edited March 31 by UndertheHalo

[Crampknees]

19 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

DONALD PROMISED THE BIBLE IN 4-6 WEEKS AND YET DELIVERED IT IN 4-6 DAYS.  PROMISES AND MADE AND PROMISES KEPT. 
 

 

So it’s a Bible.  In large print as you can see.  Pretty simple.  It also has a Declaration of Independence part in the back.  And also a “muh freedom” babble tune in the back.  I’m pretty sure this is the song from air shows I’ve been to.   Also I believe this is Lee Greenwoods signature? or a facsimile anyway lol.  Anyway.  I am pleased to have lit money on fire with this acquisition.  

You must bring it to the next AW gathering and charge us to touch it. 

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, Crampknees said:

You must bring it to the next AW gathering and charge us to touch it. 

Yes this was always my plan.  Fair trade imo. 

[Crampknees]

1 hour ago, UndertheHalo said:

Yes this was always my plan.  Fair trade imo. 

Large print and red letter edition, very rare.  Everyone says that's the best. Excellent investment. 

[Jason]

14 hours ago, Crampknees said:

You must bring it to the next AW gathering and charge us to touch it. 

 

14 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

Yes this was always my plan.  Fair trade imo. 

I would be cautious about that because I wouldn’t want you to be held liable when some of the people here start hissing, and their skin burns after they touch it

[Jason]

Haha!!

[Taylor]

6 minutes ago, Jason said:

Haha!!

Q Anon has spread to Canada!