SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[Don]

34 minutes ago, Catwhoshatinthehat said:

RIP Don.

Don’t you dare put that shit on me. Love you.

[Amazing Larry]

41 minutes ago, calscuf said:

I still can't believe any of you other homos still haven't gotten it.

Don't you guys leave the house and live your damn lives?

I'm surprised I haven't gotten it either. I eat out all the time and I go into the office everyday. Nobody here at the office wears masks. It's statistically odd.

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

3 minutes ago, Don said:

Don’t you dare put that shit on me. Love you.

 

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

I left my house Monday afternoon, flew to Salt Lake, spent the night at my mom's bedside at the hospital and at 6:40pm Tuesday she passed away. 

Leaving the house is not all that it's cracked up to be. 

That sucks. I’m sorry for your family’s loss

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, calscuf said:

Now my mom fucks a black guy.

That explains a lot.

[Taylor]

59 minutes ago, Randy Gradishar said:

Also lol at masks causing anxiety.

I like how this meme has a helpful caption in case you don't know the actor or the movie.

[Jason]

18 minutes ago, Spin Rate said:

That explains a lot.

Lol! I said the same thing 

[Jason]

3 minutes ago, calscuf said:

And yet you didn’t say you were sorry for my family’s loss, too.

Yeah that sucks too. Seeing these posts makes me thankful I still have both my parents around 

[Jason]

3 minutes ago, calscuf said:

I was talking about my mom and the coloured fella.

Are you angry your new dad has a bigger dick than you?

[Jay]

Seems like people in my neighborhood are just saying, fuck it, if we get it we get it.

I'm not really there yet, I prefer to avoid COVID if possible.

Our annoying neighbor across the street threw a birthday party for her husband. She needs so much attention.

My wife convinced me to go, so we can be neighborly. Weather was nice so it would be outdoors.

There were like 20 people in the kitchen around the buffet of appetizers.

And these are not young people. They're 55-65. Mostly retired, but not all.

I still work full-time. I don't want to get fucking COVID.

Anyway these people are all hugging each other like it's nothing. They want to hug me and I'm like, eh... nice to see you. Like I was Jerry Seinfeld.

They probably think I'm weird.

Last month my wife and I celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary.

We didn't throw a party, nobody even knew.

We went out to dinner, where every other table was empty and the wait staff all wore masks.

Awesome.

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

Are you angry your new dad has a bigger dick than you?

He has a bigger dick but isn't the bigger dick.

[Amazing Larry]

 

5 minutes ago, calscuf said:

@Lhalo

Still don't know WTF you're talking about.

[Tank]

6 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

Why can't we sit shoulder to shoulder? 

Because the virus has short legs and can easily jump from one shoulder to another. If you sit six feet apart, the virus can’t jump that far. It’s like watching a white guy try to dunk by jumping from the free throw line.

 

Edited October 23, 2020 by Tank

[Amazing Larry]

Yo @calscuf and @Adam let's meet up at Paul's for a drink. Cals is immune and I don't GAF so it would be nice to meet up with some AW.commers since baseball season sucked a dick this year.

[Amazing Larry]

Just now, calscuf said:

Now?

Maybe this weekend. I don't want to interrupt your crème brûlée and port at Citrus City Grille.

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, calscuf said:

I’m flattered, but...

The wife stick you in the garage again? 

[Adam]

10 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Yo @calscuf and @Adam let's meet up at Paul's for a drink. Cals is immune and I don't GAF so it would be nice to meet up with some AW.commers since baseball season sucked a dick this year.

Might be tough. Happy to grab lunch tho! I was at Paul’s because my buddy’s dad died of untreated diabetes and kidney failure. He also had COVID though so mark another down to the rona.

 

[Adam]

Just now, st1ckboy said:

The wife stick you in the garage again? 

He lost a drag race to a Kia in the Touareg. She’s embarrassed by his sight.

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, calscuf said:

This is my happy place.  Well, not happy, but not slitting my wrists place. 

I will say, the IKEA rug really does tie the room together. 

[Amazing Larry]

14 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

I will say, the IKEA rug really does tie the room together. 

At least he’s house broken. 

[Amazing Larry]

24 minutes ago, Adam said:

Might be tough. Happy to grab lunch tho! I was at Paul’s because my buddy’s dad died of untreated diabetes and kidney failure. He also had COVID though so mark another down to the rona.

 

Sorry to hear your friend’s dad sucked at life. I can do lunch at Paul’s on weekdays though. Let me know when you want to grab a dog and a beer! 

[Amazing Larry]

3 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Unfortunately for you fellas I only drink at night. 

Dinner it is. Maybe next Thursday?

[St1ck]

8 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Dinner it is. Maybe next Thursday?

See you next Tuesday.

[Amazing Larry]

35 minutes ago, calscuf said:

I feel like I’m being set up to be raped.

Not gonna lie, I'm well endowed. I'll buy the drinks.

[RallyMo]

8 hours ago, calscuf said:

I’m flattered, but...

Pick up your toys, ya slob.