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[Brandon]

Wow, what a thread. I can't wait for your Netflix standup special.

[Adam]

Just now, Brandon said:

Wow, what a thread. I can't wait for your Netflix standup special.

I'm sure it will be better than Ali Wong's

[fan_since79]

In other scandals...a 5'10" Italian man trying to play a 6'4" Irishman.

 

[yk9001]

7 minutes ago, Stradling said:

I just meant you are a funny dude. 

 

[Brandon]

5 minutes ago, Adam said:

I'm sure it will be better than Ali Wong's

I'd rather watch Carrot Top than Ali Wong.

[yk9001]

8 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Wow, what a thread. I can't wait for your Netflix standup special.

Bitchy, but I approve.

If you create a thread in the baseball news section and its supposed to be comedy, it better deliver.  This thing was dead on arrival with a hackneyed Scioscia pasta take.

[fan_since79]

For something dead on arrival it's resulted in a decent number of posts.

 

[Biergott]

 

[Angel Oracle]

But does he cook grits from scratch?

[zenmaster]

I’m an Italian from Chicago. I use ketchup for pasta sauce, I hate deep dish pizza, and I put ketchup on my hot dogs. 

[JAHV76]

Speaking of sauce Paul Newman’s marinara sauce is pretty good.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

Nobody outside of a trailer park uses Ragu. Except Trump. He probably uses Ragu.

you forgot to add @st1ckboy to the list.

[Tank]

9 minutes ago, zenmaster said:

I’m an Italian from Chicago. I use ketchup for pasta sauce, I hate deep dish pizza, and I put ketchup on my hot dogs. 

i've never heard of anyone using ketchup for their pasta sauce. whatever floats your boat.

and i'm with you on ketchup on hot dogs. i don't really get all the outrage about people who treat it like a crime against humanity. ketchup and relish on one side of the dog, and mustard and onions on the other side - that's good eats.

[UndertheHalo]

Very upsetting that Mike Scioscia’s Italian integrity be impugned with this shit.  Dislike.  Not funny. 

[Lou]

1 hour ago, fan_since79 said:

For something dead on arrival it's resulted in a decent number of posts.

 

"at him" not "with him" 

[Justin]

41 minutes ago, JAHV76 said:

Speaking of sauce Paul Newman’s marinara sauce is pretty good.

During the football games last Sunday, I cooked Trader Joe's mac & cheese bites with Newman's cabernet marinara sauce for dipping. It got rave reviews. Of course, we were all drunk. 

[Lou]

1 hour ago, fan_since79 said:

I find the Stouffer's frozen lasagna better than anything I've had in a restaurant.

Is that heresy? (Disclaimer: I'm also 0% Italian.)

 

Whoa, I just bought this last night for the first time.  

[UndertheHalo]

This is actually a perfect AW thread.  Honestly this is some rain man shit @True Grich

[tdawg87]

This is low-quality shitposting.

[NorCal Halo]

1 hour ago, zenmaster said:

I’m an Italian from Chicago. I use ketchup for pasta sauce, I hate deep dish pizza, and I put ketchup on my hot dogs. 

But do you put a pickle on your hot dog?  The true litmus test for a Chicagoan. 

[T.G.]

19 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

This is low-quality shitposting.

and yet it has achieved my objective.

[T.G.]

21 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

This is low-quality shitposting.

What did you expect? After all, I didn't go to Hofstra

[yk9001]

Does the hofstra guy still post here?

[T.G.]

Just now, yk9001 said:

Does the hofstra guy still post here?

Jimmy Hofstra? No... he's dead.

[JAHV76]

34 minutes ago, True Grich said:

What did you expect? After all, I didn't go to Hofstra

What about Hofbrau U?