Bikers have smaller dicks than modded truck drivers

[tdawg87]

I'm talking about Harley/Crotch rocket riders, not bicyclists.

So the weather is getting warmer in the Northeast, which means the motorcycles are coming out. Am I the only one who Facking hates anyone who rides a motorcycle?

First of all, they're the most unsafe, entitled people on the road. They figure since everyone else is babysitting their asses that they're untouchable. Doesn't matter if they're a grizzled Harley rider or some 19 year old douche on a Kawasaki. If they're on two wheels, they Facking suck.

Let's discuss just how unsafe they are, and just how much they deserve to die horribly.

• They speed. Excessively. You'd think being surrounded by two ton death machines whilst astride a motorized bicycle would bring some nuance and semblance of cautiousness, but no. 20 over the speed limit is the absolute minimum they will ride. No excuses.
• They weave in and out of traffic like a bunch of impatient bitches. You've all seen it. They barely clip the car they're passing so they can squeeze in and gain that extra 1 mph for big boy points.
• They pass no matter what the situation. No passing lane? They're passing. 8 cars ahead of them? They're passing. You're driving 19 over the speed limit? They're passing. Oncoming traffic? Oh they're Facking passing.
• They tailgate. This one makes me laugh actually. If I have to slam on my breaks your faggoty ass is ragdolling 40 yards over my car and you'll be lucky not to sever your spine when you land.

I'm not sure how it is where you guys are, but in NH they get away with this shit. In my 16 years of driving I have not once seen a motorcycle pulled over. Not once. No hyperbole. I literally have never seen it. 

I once wanted a bike but I'm comfortable with the size of my wang and I also enjoy not driving around like Cam Bedrosian pitches.

F*ck these idiots.

[UndertheHalo]

12/10. I accept and agree with this position. 

[Taylor]

tdawg, you're a great writer.

[Adam]

Concur

[Lhalo]

A+ rant.

[T.G.]

There are two kinds of bikers..

Those that have gone down and those that are going down.  I have seen more motorcyclist down on the freeway in the past few year than ever before.

I hate it when they pass you and then motion to you like you should have made room for them. 

[yk9001]

2 hours ago, Lhalo said:

 

This is the greatest gif ever.

[Blarg]

I wonder if they got the same room in critical care. 

[Lou]

7 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

This is the greatest gif ever.

I've only watched it 47 times, so I can't really can't say it's the best.

yet. 

 

[gotbeer]

3 hours ago, True Grich said:

There are two kinds of bikers..

Those that have gone down and those that are going down.  I have seen more motorcyclist down on the freeway in the past few year than ever before.

I hate it when they pass you and then motion to you like you should have made room for them. 

Just so happens I've noticed more accidents once they legalized lane splitting.  

I saw one fool on the freeway split from between the 1 and 2 lane, cut over to the 4 lane, zig zag a bit between the 3 and 4, and cut back over the 1-2 lane.  All in a matter of a 1/2 mile at my speed of 40, their speed probably 60.  

[T.G.]

16 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Just so happens I've noticed more accidents once they legalized lane splitting.  

I saw one fool on the freeway split from between the 1 and 2 lane, cut over to the 4 lane, zig zag a bit between the 3 and 4, and cut back over the 1-2 lane.  All in a matter of a 1/2 mile at my speed of 40, their speed probably 60.  

This whole "share the road" things is a farce. They really want to say... "We own the road."  Unless your head is on a swivel, it's impossible to see them all the time. They come up on us so fast a great deal of the time and many of them ride dangerously.

[Tank]

too many of them are arrogant jerks. they act like you've done something egregious if you dare honk at them as they cut in front of you, barely missing your bumper/fender. and it's just getting worse and worse each year.

[tdawg87]

In NH you don't have to wear a helmet. 

Good.

[AngelsLakersFan]

12 hours ago, Lhalo said:

A+ rant.

Stunt people are Facking nuts

[AngelsLakersFan]

10 hours ago, Blarg said:

I wonder if they got the same room in critical care. 

Pretty sure there is only one person on that bike

[Biergott]

It’s true that lane splitting, passing on the right, shitty attitudes and speeding all suck, but the packs of 50 weekend warrior lawyers, in sons of anarchy gear, on bikes with saddlebags and obnoxious exhausts, blasting down the street on a Sunday morning at 7am while I’m trying to sleep in make me hate them all.  

[wopphil]

13 hours ago, True Grich said:

There are two kinds of bikers..

Those that have gone down and those that are going down.

Clearly my wife will never be a biker.

[Tank]

25 minutes ago, wopphil said:

Clearly my wife will never be a biker.

[ten ocho recon scout]

If it helps tdawg, the gnarliest fatals ive seen are bikers.

In recent memory. Guy on a crotch rocket decided to show off to another, who had a gopro in his helmet. Guns it at a fresh green light...fishtails. Goes headfirst into a power pole.

I stepped in skull and brain pieces a good 40-50 yards from the body. Clean eyeball on the ground. Bike went about another 200 yards...

Another. Rice rocket doing about 100...cargo truck pulls out in front of him. Biker went skyhigh...into power poles....electrocuted. right arm completely degloved. 

So theres that for you.

[Keener]

I hate them.  All of them.

[wopphil]

8 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

If it helps tdawg, the gnarliest fatals ive seen are bikers.

In recent memory. Guy on a crotch rocket decided to show off to another, who had a gopro in his helmet. Guns it at a fresh green light...fishtails. Goes headfirst into a power pole.

I stepped in skull and brain pieces a good 40-50 yards from the body. Clean eyeball on the ground. Bike went about another 200 yards...

Another. Rice rocket doing about 100...cargo truck pulls out in front of him. Biker went skyhigh...into power poles....electrocuted. right arm completely degloved. 

So theres that for you.

How about the jackass who led police on a high speed chase into the circle. Problem is, he didn't realize it was a circle and hit the metal chains and fountain. He entered the south side of the circle, and came out on the north side. His bike remained on the south side. This was probably 4 years ago. 

[Tank]

my mom was an ER nurse. said the worst accident she ever treated was a motorcyclist who sliced open his bowel and the head of his penis. he survived but paid a pretty heavy price.

[arch stanton]

I owned a Dyna Wide Glide for a couple years in my younger days. For me it was more of a weekend cruising machine. I ended up selling it because I found better uses for the 15 grand but I did enjoy it at the time and I had contemplated getting a touring bike when I got back to the States but having another kid pretty much killed that idea

[RallyMo]

The opener to this thread is the POTY.

Every other one is now competing for second place.

Thank you, @tdawg87.

[red321]

16 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Pretty sure there is only one person on that bike

spoilsport