Things we've learned from AngelsWin.com

[2112]

I’ve learned that Ralston Schmidt was the greatest player of all time.  

And Glen might be Angelswin’s greatest treasure:

Baseball Fan Aptitude Test

 

[Angel Oracle]

I learned more about injuries than I ever wanted to know.

I perfected the art of the vent and ending drought.

I learned that burritos and tacos makes the best meal, when negotiating contracts.

Seriously, it truly is Halos Cheers here.   Thanks all for making it that!

 

[Angelsjunky]

Stradling is right and you are wrong.

Sports forums aren’t the place to go if you want to discuss the subtleties of Foucault and Dileuze. 

0.2% here know who Foucault and Dileuze are, neither of whom will ever be mentioned again.

WE’VE GOT A RONDON.

 

[Stradling]

18 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Stradling is right and you are wrong.

Sports forums aren’t the place to go if you want to discuss the subtleties of Foucault and Dileuze. 

0.2% here know who Foucault and Dileuze are, neither of whom will ever be mentioned again.

WE’VE GOT A RONDON.

 

Thank you. 

You’re right I have no idea what team the double play combo of Foucault and Dileuze played for.

You’re welcome.  

[Angelsjunky]

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

Thank you. 

You’re right I have no idea what team the double play combo of Foucault and Dileuze played for.

You’re welcome.  

The Bourdeaux Baguettes, 1960s era French Baseball League.

[Stradling]

2 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

The Bourdeaux Baguettes, 1960s era French Baseball League.

AO knew that.  

[T.G.]

If you can afford the $10 to park at the stadium you are a millionaire.

 

 

 

 

[Lou]

25 minutes ago, True Grich said:

If you can afford the $10 to park at the stadium you are a millionaire.

please don't tell my gf

[eligrba]

Things that I have learned from AngelsWIn:

1.

[T.G.]

Pujols has it in his contract that he has to hit 3rd or 4th in the lineup.

[T.G.]

Arte Moreno is cheap.

[T.G.]

Lou may bump your post to embarrass you, but IP will reduce you to a pile of dog poop if you say something really stupid. 

We need them on that wall... we want them on that wall!

[Tank]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

Lou may bump your post to embarrass you, but IP will reduce you to a pile of dog poop if you say something really stupid. 

We need them on that wall... we want them on that wall!

You should have seen IP in the old AOL days. He doesn’t suffer fools easily, and never has.

And thank your lucky stars our friend from then named Joe never made his way here. Dude was relentless, but always right on target.

[2112]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

Arte Moreno is cheap.

Eppler is probably using the same paper cup they gave him 1st spring training. 

[Blarg]

41 minutes ago, Tank said:

You should have seen IP in the old AOL days. He doesn’t suffer fools easily, and never has.

And thank your lucky stars our friend from then named Joe never made his way here. Dude was relentless, but always right on target.

Joe McDonnell was on here briefly. 

RIP

[Inside Pitch]

52 minutes ago, Tank said:

And thank your lucky stars our friend from then named Joe never made his way here. Dude was relentless, but always right on target.

Joe could legit write.   ESPN offered him a job to do copy for them which he turned down, but it would have been awesome to see his stuff get a national platform.

[ettin]

14 hours ago, TooCool said:

All I've learned is that Jeter and the Yankees skus.

This is just fundamental Angelswin.com baseball.

[T.G.]

The Big Nasty was legit!

[ten ocho recon scout]

13 hours ago, Homebrewer said:

Adam has taught me that it's OK to like horses and have homosexual thoughts.

Tdawg has taught me that it's normal to have a few extra pounds and masturbate hourly.

Lou has taught me that your past will always come back to haunt you.

TORS has taught me that I was right about never wanting to be a cop.

Arch Stanton has taught me that the Middle East is no place I want to live. (or visit)

Stradling has taught me that fast food workers are just as bright as I always thought they were.

Lasagna and fat jokes are not funny..never were.

Blarg is the brains behind such fine tv shows as The Bachelor. 

Bixby Knoles  is a real place and AO controls the weather not only there, but in the entire western hemisphere.

 Chuck is an unfare idoit.

Tank is as bad at fantasy golf as he is at real golf.

Gotbeer, when not watching crappy movies, climbs mountains. 

Dipoto sucks and Mariner fans are mostly gay.

Arte Moreno actually knows a great baseball player when he sees one.

Lawyers have small dicks and perverted dogs. 

Cubs fans are unfairly discriminated against here.

The season is basically over on opening day.

You took all the good ones.

Taylor was bumpy grimes.

I learned that here.

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

Joe McDonnell was on here briefly. 

RIP

Different Joe then the guy IP and I used to hang with.

[Taylor]

All of us act like kids. Jeff Fletcher is the only real adult who posts here.

[ettin]

I have learned that I am good at analysis.

Case in point: Justin Bour is young, fat Elon Musk

This is why Musk's latest business venture is called the 'Bouring Company'.

You're welcome for connecting the dots.

[Tank]

22 hours ago, Homebrewer said:

Tank is as bad at fantasy golf as he is at real golf.

them's fighting words.

i secretly hacked into your home surveillance cameras and discovered exactly what it is you're, um, "brewing." here's what i found in your kitchen, mr. beer guy.

[stormngt]

That Pujols will always bat 3rd.

...uh...I mean 4th

...uh.  I mean 5th........

That any gossip posted on this board is translated as fact for at least a decade.

That little birds a great source to find out about a trade or FA signee

That Trout will leave once he becomes a free agent

 

In all seriousness I have learned a lot about advance statistics.

 

[notherhalo]

(borderline) normal people still used mIRC up until at least 2009

Travelpro suitcases are way the hell better than Samsonite

I miss the mIRC chat days as a supplement to watching games