Taylor is a splitting image of Jeff Mathis, but better!

[halonatic13]

Anyone notice the similarities with Taylor Ward and Jeff Mathis, skills aside!  Swings look identical, body type, face.  The big difference is Taylor knows how to hit!  Anyone able to do side by side images of swings?

[Docwaukee]

His swing and mannerisms actually remind me of Brandon Wood.  

[failos]

Not really, but I always thought that fletcher looks like the dude from west world/ always sunny:

Edited August 25, 2018 by failos

[kevinb]

You really can't be better than Jeff Mathis. He is the Optimus Prime of baseball players.

[Troll Daddy]

Mathis is 35 and still a ML player

[Docwaukee]

[tdawg87]

He's like if Brandon Wood and Jeff Mathis had hairy, sweaty, shitty baseball player buttsex and the putrid mass of mangurt was shat out into a uterus and 9 months later a creation of competence was birthed.

[mancini79]

Umm... Not all white people look alike.

[tdawg87]

13 minutes ago, mancini79 said:

Umm... Not all white people look alike.

We kinda do.

[Dick B Back]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

He's like if Brandon Wood and Jeff Mathis had hairy, sweaty, shitty baseball player buttsex and the putrid mass of mangurt was shat out into a uterus and 9 months later a creation of competence was birthed.

As soon as I read this I had no reason to look and see who posted it... I just knew. LOL

[failos]

1 hour ago, Troll Daddy said:

Mathis is 35 and still a ML player

What did u do to piss off @jsnpritchett

[IEAngelsfan]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

He's like if Brandon Wood and Jeff Mathis had hairy, sweaty, shitty baseball player buttsex and the putrid mass of mangurt was shat out into a uterus and 9 months later a creation of competence was birthed.

Sometimes, saying less is more.

[Angelsfirst]

*spitting image

[101halo]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

He's like if Brandon Wood and Jeff Mathis had hairy, sweaty, shitty baseball player buttsex and the putrid mass of mangurt was shat out into a uterus and 9 months later a creation of competence was birthed.

The only complication here is that regardless of who is top and who is bottom, there's about a 30% chance of a swing and miss and very little chance of a putting a charge into the balls.

[Troll Daddy]

50 minutes ago, failos said:

What did u do to piss off @jsnpritchett

Is he pissed news to me

[failos]

21 minutes ago, Troll Daddy said:

Is he pissed news to me

he's meowing at every one of your posts. Sounds like he's a passive aggressive dude

[GrittyVeterans]

Yeah that @jsnpritchettguy does seem to have some problems...might be a dodger or Sox fan

[tdawg87]

@jsnpritchett enjoys men.

Not that there's anything wrong with that 

 

[BackUpTheTruck]

5 hours ago, halonatic13 said:

Anyone notice the similarities with Taylor Ward and Jeff Mathis, skills aside!  Swings look identical, body type, face.  The big difference is Taylor knows how to hit!  Anyone able to do side by side images of swings?

I noticed this too. 

Brandon Wood is about 3 inches taller than Ward and had an upright swing as I recall.  The only comparisons Ward has with Wood are: 1st round, 3rd base, #3.

[Angel Oracle]

Mathisn’t likely has never, eeever hit a 431 foot HR like Ward did yesterday.

[tomsred]

Not quite there yet, give him about 15 years.

[Troll Daddy]

Let’s be honest with ourselves ... Ward has a lot to prove at the ML level. As fans we’re hoping for the best. 

[tdawg87]

43 minutes ago, Troll Daddy said:

Let’s be honest with ourselves ... Ward has a lot to prove at the ML level. As fans we’re hoping for the best. 

Obviously. That's why he gets the rest of the at bats at 3rd this year.

[jsnpritchett]

5 hours ago, failos said:

he's meowing at every one of your posts. Sounds like he's a passive aggressive dude

Ha ha.  Nah, I did it accidentally one day, and then just thought I'd keep doing it until someone said something. 

[Angelsjunky]

9 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

He's like if Brandon Wood and Jeff Mathis had hairy, sweaty, shitty baseball player buttsex and the putrid mass of mangurt was shat out into a uterus and 9 months later a creation of competence was birthed.

The only thing missing from this statement is the word mangina.